Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

みぞれ: 雪の妖 wrote:http://logs.omegle.com/ff78d5a

Hmm..I laughed until I remembered that's the sound of my heart breaking.

Question to discuss:
God knows you.
You: oh cool.
Stranger: I know him better
You: i heard god was a pretty cool dude except for when he gets drunk and damns people
Stranger: Does god masturbate on humans ?
You: yes.
Stranger: sick bastard
You: the resulting semen is called snow
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: that's beautiful !
You: that's why people in the bible belt are so anxious to get god's love.
You: it never snows here in the South
Stranger: God is racist as fuck
You: nah he just hates fags.
Stranger: THX OBAMA
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Question to discuss:
Would you do Taylor Swift?
You: no

Stranger: why not she has vagina right

You: she would proceed to write a terrible song about me

You: it would be aweful

You: "and he left me after the first night"

You: oooooooooh whine whine whine!

You: I hate him

You: that bastard

Stranger: yeah but imagine all the play u would get after

You: like what?

Stranger: youd be famos

You: Talor swift fans bitching at you

You: that's not a fun kind of famous

You: and it doesn't go along with richness

You: wealth

Stranger: sure it is....u banged a famos chick and left her she writes a song....now all the bitches are curious

You: because of a song about how awful you were in bed

You: think about it

Stranger: u didnt say she put u on blast just that u left her

You: girls would see you as some worthless tool

You: it would only attract negative attention

Stranger: thats difffernet ...burn that bitches house down while she sleeps

You: aha

You: good idea

You: arsen solves every problem

Stranger: in my world it does

You: hell yeah
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-this reminded me of a conversation I had with Tateos IRL about how arsen solves every problem

walkinator wrote:
-this reminded me of a conversation I had with Tateos IRL about how arsen solves every problem

arson*

misspelling arson solves every problem

Question to discuss:
EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL. just like you. ooo. burn. not sorry. xoxo

You: Dayum, them burns
You: I'm crying right now :'c
You: Why would you hurt my feelings like that?
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Question to discuss:
GOTTA GO FAST

Stranger: O:
You: SANIC SPEED
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Question to discuss:
Hail Satan and masturbate to metal \m/

Stranger: no
You: FUCK YEAH
You: SWAG YOLO
You: 420 BLAZE IT
You: m i doin it rite
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Question to discuss:
Suck me off or get bummed by a 10' black dick

Stranger: wut.
You: Is that a threat or a promise
Stranger: id rathet get raped by miley Cyrus
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Question to discuss:
3...2...1...FIGHt MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!
You: Hadoken
You: Hadoken
You: Hadoken
You: Hadoken
You: I only know one move
You: Hadoken
You: i'm jewing you
You: Hadoken
You: Hadoken
You: FINISH HIM.
You: Hadoken
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Question to discuss:
Copy and paste the equation in Google for PROOF that you're beautiful: sqrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: Ok, who are you role-playing as?
Stranger: Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Stranger: Canada.
You: Canada who?
Stranger: Sweet.
You: Sweet who?
Stranger: Oh.
You: I'm sorry :(
Stranger: Sorry for what?
You: For being stupid and not getting your joke
Stranger: No. I decided not to.
You: Oh ok, I'm roleplaying as a stupid guy.
Stranger: Are we...roleplaying Axis Powers Hetalia?
You: That way this all looks like it was just part of the part I was playing.
Stranger: You tell me.
You: You are, I'm playing stupid internet guy.
Stranger: I'm a boy.
You: LEL 9GAG
Stranger: Lalalal.
You: I'm a boy too.
You: Wheeeee
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: I am harry potter.
You: So we can play tummy sords
Stranger: Why is gender important to boardgames?
You: Because I dont wanna watch a dude run around for 1000 hours
You: i wanna watch a girl
You: :)
Stranger: Well, that's your decision. But I highly doubt that you're going to find a girl to love if you continue to use very poor grammar.
Stranger: Yeah that was too bad.
Stranger: An is this your lovely wife?
You: I do have a lovely wife
Stranger: I don't.
You: And she must wake up in 20 minutes
Stranger: Yes.
You: And she's not lovely when she first wakes up
You: She's terrifying.
Stranger: Yes margaret is terrible.
Stranger: Who?
You: Poor margaret
Stranger: Why don't you have ANY Money?
You: Why do you have all those beavers?
Stranger: No I mean, I don't have time to watch television.
You: I dunno, how do trains work?
Stranger: You pay for it and take it but, I would never do it.
You: I keep eating all this cheese.
Stranger: Why? So you can cannabilize it later?
You: Why would you throw cans into the river when you could recycle them?
Stranger: I didn't say I was from the UK, I said I am in my garage.
You: Or make a bicycle
Stranger: I don't know where this is going.
You: How did you do that again?
Stranger: My old car broke up.
You: I remember that time!
Stranger: Remember things from when?
You: Nice :D
Stranger: Do you know ALICE?
You: I'm sorry to hear that
Stranger: As am I.
You: I gotta go wake that wife up. You're amazing.
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You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Stranger: hi
You: Where ara yew fram?
Stranger: uk u
You: america
Stranger: m or f
You: thats west from you
You: <-- that way
Stranger: I know how old are you
You: really?
You: how old, then?
Stranger: I mean I know my geography
You: oooooh
Stranger: how old are u as a sepperate
You: I am 34
Stranger: wanna have some "fun" ?
You: sure
Stranger: got kik ?
You: whats a kik?
Stranger: nm
Stranger: u horny yea
You: you mean a dick?
You: I have several
Stranger: no kik is a messaging app
You: almost over the legal limit
Stranger: wanna role-play ?
You: I have 6 dildos
Stranger: nice
You: 1 more and it's a felony
Stranger: talk dirty to me
You: I have a nice warm anus
Stranger: more detail
You: it has poo
You: in it
Stranger: -.- talk about ur tits
You: them, oh
You: they are like
You: average
Stranger: talk more about them
You: they have nipples
Stranger: stop stating the obvious and be dirty and sexy
You: I can make my nipples hard
Stranger: how
You: by rubbing them with canola oil
Stranger: can I fuck them ?
You: how
You: you are in uk
Stranger: if i were right next you
Stranger: to you
You: prove it
Stranger: im saying IF i were
You: ooooh
Stranger: can I fuck them
You: sure, only if we can play WWJD while you do it
Stranger: wwjd
You: what would jesus do?
You: its a board game
Stranger: how do you play ?
You: you are given situations
You: and you say what you think jesus would do
Stranger: ok give me one
You: you are in a mall and a police officer arrests a drunk lady
You: do you...
You: a
You: attack
You: b
You: do nothing
You: c
You: call the police
You: d
You: scream
Stranger: can I ignore them and fuck ur ass hole ?
You: sure
Stranger: wanna role play ?
You: yeah, role playing is fun
Stranger: ok u set the scene
You: we are being baptized by jesus, naked
You: and mary is there
Stranger: I grab ur tits and suck them
You: jesus hands you a condom and says "practice safe sex"
Stranger: I drop it accidentally and it dissapeared into the stream we are being baptised in
You: he hand you another one
You: he can duplicate them
You: he won't run out
Stranger: ok I put it on my cock and continue sucking ur tits
You: he hands you another condom
You: 2 condoms are better than 1
You: amiright?
Stranger: "no im good with one its durex extra trick"
Stranger: thick
You: I fiddle with my chastity belt
Stranger: I slide a hand to ur pussy and finger you
You: the chastity belt is in the way
You: find a way to remove it first
Stranger: I finger ur pussy
You: my puss is protected by angels, sweetheart
Stranger: I am angle angle so i pass and finger you
Stranger: angel
You: you need to take the angel exam first
You: question 1
You: how many fingers does jesus have?
Stranger: ffs no fucking religion just a normal sex story please
You: jesus before sex
Stranger: wrong not in my book
Stranger: I fuck ur brains out u die and goto hell cunt
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I love how he just assumed that I was a woman.

walkinator wrote:Stranger: can I ignore them and fuck ur ass hole ?
You: sure

the dirty poo poo asshole

Question to discuss:
do guys prefer all shaved or not?(younger guys) want my bf to be happy but i dont wanna feel weird to ask him please help i cant wax but please help xc

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You: ummm.
You: well this isn't the 1970s
You: also why aren't you asking your boyfriend this
Stranger: Youre gay?
You: if you're about to fuck you should be close enough that asking this question would not be an issue
Stranger: true
Stranger: make ur own style
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"make ur own style" ahahaha

I guess this kinda counts as a troll question. I just wanted someone to start rapping the rest or say "Mom's spaghetti" :'c

Spoiler:

Then I did this.

Spoiler:

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Question to discuss:
☻ Black are responsible for half the murders in the US despite being 12% of the population (look it up). Why do we not have common-sense restriction on blacks? (think of the children!) ☻
You: lol
You: what an ass
You: why don't we better educate the blacks
You: since the high crime rate is caused by lower education and poverty
You: also end the war on drugs
Stranger: I'd have to agree with with.
You: because that also increases the murder rate
You: organized crime
Stranger: Yep all it does is make a black market.
You: exactly
You: it's not like it makes the drugs dissapear
You: it just makes tham more dangerous
You: them*
Stranger: You'd figure we would've learn this shit after the 30's.
You: yeah
You: friggin prohibition
You: that totally failed
Stranger: Made a all of a lot of alcholics too.
You: even with drugs legal, you can still teach about how aweful they are
You: awful*
Stranger: Yeah you'd able to use the money we're saving from drug busts to fund that ten times over.
You: yeah, speaking of drug busts
You: A senior at my school got busted today
You: he won't graduate
You: he had one more school day to go
You: what will he grow up to be without a diploma?
Stranger: It really does suck too. Most of the people who support and run this shit took drugs themselves when they were young.
You: yeah, IKR?
You: I gtg, bye
Stranger: Bye stranger!
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Question to discuss:
If you travelled back in time to rape Beethoven, what would be your motivation? Use your imagination!
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You: uhh
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This guy was so nice!
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Question to discuss:
good looking irish
Stranger: hmmm
You: what?
Stranger: this makes no sense,
You: who?
You: yeah, really
Stranger: although i'm part irish
You: same
Stranger: i'm a ginger...sooo
You: awwwwwww
You: I'm not
Stranger: yeah
You: :(
Stranger: you want to be??
You: gingers are cute
Stranger: yeah, i'm the cutest
You: I want to be one
Stranger: no you don't
You: well, not for the burnable skin...
Stranger: and also "ginger" is the new "cool guy"
You: just the hair
You: yeah, not quite as bad as what blacks went through
Stranger: hahah, got a point.
You: but yeah, what is up with that
You: the whole racism against gingers
You: is it a middle ages revival?
Stranger: idk, i think there is that one person who thinks its funny, and then others play along. or people just watch too much south park, or they are jealous of all the pussy we get
You: the last one
You: lol
Stranger: hahaha
You: are you a guy or a girl?
Stranger: guy
You: I'm a trans girl
Stranger: trans?
You: meaning transgender
Stranger: so you've had a sex change
You: no, that would be transexual
Stranger: ahh.
You: I haven't had any operations
Stranger: so you have male bits, but are like a girl?
You: Yes, I think I might have it a bit worse than gingers
Stranger: yeah, i would say you do...nothing wrong with it in my opinion. also, i think the next generation will be tons more accepting than todays
You: I know
You: It's getting better
You: slowly
Stranger: yeah. i live in the middle of the bible belt, and have open lesbians in my school all over. only 2 open gay guys though. still used to be non-existent around here
You: open lesbians in the middle of the bible belt?
You: that's brave
Stranger: yup. most people really don't care what others do with their lives, except for the stupid people that think it goes against "god" or some shit
You: My mother is one of those
You: fundies
Stranger: both of my parents are
You: that sucks
You: I hate it
Stranger: yeah, i'm straight, so it really doesn't affect me, but it still pisses me off that they are so closed minded.
You: I'm a total atheist
Stranger: me too
You: agnostic
You: also
Stranger: yeah.
You: the combination of being atheist and Transgender and Pansexual while living with a fundamentalist mother is hard on me
You: at least I have supportive friends
Stranger: yeah, a parent should be supportive no matter what, so i can see the distress, but good friends always help
Stranger: it's also quite funny we've discovered all of this by a stupidly vague statement
You: I was just thinking that
Stranger: good looking irish...pshhh. wtf
You: I think I want to dye my hair a dark ginger
Stranger: hey, whatever sinks your submarine my friend
You: lolwut?
Stranger: floats your boat....sinks your submarine....same concept lol
You: I got that
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: well, nice talking to you! good luck with what you've got going on there! and fuck everyone who judges you!
You: Thanks!
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Question to discuss:
Loading...
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Stranger: No
You: lol
Stranger: XD
Stranger: STAPH LOADING
You: I fell for it for like 2 seconds
You: not gonna lie
Stranger: SAME HERE XD
Stranger: Oh meh gawd I thought it was really loading xD
You: 'This is actually really clever
Stranger: I agree .-.
You: bye
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sinks your submarine?
that's genius.
I wish it was mine. I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN THAT GOOD.

Would you let a giraffe fiddle your diddle?

Stranger 1: fuckin right i would
Stranger 2: Well I would let it diddle my fiddle.
Stranger 2: But, not on my diddle.
Stranger 1: could you imagine getting deep throuated by that bitch
Stranger 1: damnnnn
Stranger 2: Oh so you are 13? and horny...
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If Sonic was your name, would speed be your game? (read: would you sell drugs)

Stranger 2: HAHA
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 1: hmm....
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When will people realize that homosexuality is a disease and start trying to help cure it instead of hurting all of those poor people?

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Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Just kil gays
You: When you stop touching yourself at night, kid
Stranger: Discusting aids lovers
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Question to discuss:
what's with everyone asking "asl" in regular text chat
Stranger 2: asl
Stranger 2: wut
Stranger 1: hahah
Stranger 2: haha
Stranger 1: i see
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owned

SirPwnington wrote:Would you let a giraffe fiddle your diddle?

Stranger 1: fuckin right i would
Stranger 2: Well I would let it diddle my fiddle.
Stranger 2: But, not on my diddle.
Stranger 1: could you imagine getting deep throuated by that bitch
Stranger 1: damnnnn
Stranger 2: Oh so you are 13? and horny...
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i read that conversation aloud in blackvoice and it was the best thing

This made me laugh my ass off.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
would you date a transgender person? (If you liked their personality)
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 1: cool guys should die
Stranger 1: god hates them
Stranger 1: read leviticus
Stranger 1: the bible is clear
Stranger 2: -_-
Stranger 2: stone your children...
Stranger 2: ->bible
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seriously, that guy was like WBC status

This one turned out pretty funny

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
would you date a transgender person? (If you liked their personality)
Stranger 1: Probs
Stranger 2: If they looked decent, yeah
Stranger 2: YAY FOR US
Stranger 1: yay
Stranger 2: this wasn't as interesting as the question maker thought it might be I suppose
Stranger 1: probably not, no
Stranger 2: okay, let's make it what they wanted to be
Stranger 2: EW NO
Stranger 1: gay
Stranger 2: TRANSGENDERED PEOPLE ARE GROSS
Stranger 1: cool guy cunt
Stranger 2: THEY'RE JUST GAY PEOPLE IN DENIAL
Stranger 1: FUK OF YOU UGLY BITCH ILL FUK U MOM
Stranger 2: NO YOU WON'T, MY MOM IS A TRANNY
Stranger 2: IT'S GROSS
Stranger 1: EW TRANNYFAG CUNTY GAY
Stranger 2: SOMEBODY IS OBVS INSECURE ABOUT THEIR SEXUALITY
Stranger 1: FUK U I HAVE MASSIVE BOLLS AND
Stranger 1: BIG COOCK
Stranger 1: Cheerio, anyway
Stranger 2: bye :L
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