Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: hw r u doin

You: i r doin finne

You: how u bout?

You: u dew finne?

Stranger: ya

You: gud glad u du finne

Stranger: whr r u frm

You: ppl arnt du finne that much noa a dais

You: i ar frum the us

You: u how bout?

Stranger: China

You: pepole havie such pad grammer thise dais

You: i sware it jus maik me wan satb in friccasse

You: thanx u fur thes luvely constipation, butt i mist dipartment

You: gudbi

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You: Hallo.

Stranger: hey,asl?

You: I am a Nigerian Prince from Siberia.

Stranger: wow

You: Now, if you send all of your money to my PO box in New York...

You: The gods will be in your favor.

Stranger: no problemo

You: Ha ha, yes, yes! You Americans are always so generous.

You: Now, I must be off. People to see. Children to eat.

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Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: gi

Stranger: what?

You: hi*

Stranger: asl?

You: 83, f, antarctica

You: can we make this fast

You: i'm busy raping seals to death

Stranger: 83

You: but still so very horny

Stranger: really

You: yeah

Stranger: can i have a sex with u?

You: ye sure

You: i'm in ur room, what do u do to me?

Stranger: kiss u r boobies an pussy

You: my flabby wrinkletits swing in excitement

You: my pussy drips fermented liquids

You: i moan

You: and fall onto your bed, breaking my hip

Stranger: send me u r picture

You: but i still want it

Stranger: a nude one

You: i'm in antarctica, raping seals

You: do you think i have time to take a nude picture of myself

Stranger: i think soo

Stranger: please

You: maybe you'll get a surprise in your christmas stocking :)

Stranger: please send me u r picture

You: stained with my moldy, fermented pussy juice

You: no jimmy, not now

You: i just came

You: i'm so off right now

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Tateos wrote:You: i sware it jus maik me wan satb in friccasse

like chicken fricassee?

JoN wrote:

Tateos wrote:You: i sware it jus maik me wan satb in friccasse

like chicken fricassee?

yeah, i was going to say face but ended up saying fricasse

hey BUMP

"Looking for horny girls? You're in the wrong place. Go where the girls are! (18+)" hahahahaha

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Stranger: hii

You: hi there

Stranger: asl?

You: why do people always assume my name is asl

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: how are you

You: i'm fine

Stranger: awesome

You: but uh, what kind of a pickup line is "do you want fries with the shake"

You: it's strange

Stranger: lmaoooo xD someone used that on you?!

You: like, if the shake is supposed to be the vagina, then are they going to get a yeast infection or something?

You: also no, but that sounds like something you would say to hit on a cashier or something

Stranger: lmaooooooo

You: have you ever tried dipping fries into a shake?

You: if you do it wrong you'd probably create a huge mess after 15 seconds and apologize profusely

Stranger: its goodd!!

Stranger: i love doing that

You: i guess you gotta have the right technique...

Stranger: wait are you talking about the food?

You: duh, get your mind out of the gutter

Stranger: lmaoo sorry

You: anyways that's enough double entendres for one night

You: farewell

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi asl

You: why do these people always ask for that

You: even when omegle was in its infancy

Stranger: i dont like to talk to men

You: that's incredibly sexist.

You: you make me sick

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE

Stranger: why borris? Why did u leave me?

You: Who is this borris guy and why did he leave you?

Stranger: you are

Stranger: don't act like u don't know borris

You: oh man

You: you must have me confused with my alter-ego

You: Borris Stranger

Stranger: ahaha

Stranger: that's right

Stranger: so tell me, why?

You: because he-- I am just a swinger

You: a "hump and dumper" in today's terms

You: i'm not there for love

Stranger: xD

Stranger: Oh shit! That as meant to be a sad dace

Stranger: face*

Stranger: ur a meanie bum

You: you mean xC

Stranger: u know that?

You: i'm just doing my job, darling.

You: that'll be $5.

Stranger: I'm not for sale

You: what about your house

Stranger: not to low life's like u

Stranger: what's a low life ?

You: a low life is me, Borris Stranger

Stranger: I really don't know

You: professional 64th swinger

Stranger: I bet u swing little childrens at the park u pedo

Stranger: !!!

You: when i was 9 i pushed little kids off the swing so i could have a go

You: been a swinger ever since

Stranger: so pushing little children's off swings makes u a swinger?

You: well i also do lounge music on thursdays

Stranger: ahaha, ur one weird being. You know that?

You: you may have heard of my hit cover record "you know my name (look up the number)"

Stranger: I will

Stranger: then I will stalk, find you then cut u up into little pieces and feed u to my pet dragon

You: oh, so now there's a dragon involved

You: i'm borris stranger. the only fire i get is the fire i light smoking cigarettes.

You: now goodbye forever

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SPY MODE


Question to discuss:
How old were you when you had your first kiss?

Stranger: 5

Stranger: u

You: not old enough to fuck, certainly

Stranger: no 8

Stranger: grosss

You: what

You: all that means is i was under 17

Stranger: gross

Stranger: yea i know

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Question to discuss:
Which one of you is not real?

Stranger 1: I'm not sure.

Stranger 2: im... real? lol

Stranger 1: I'm sure I'm real, but I can't say the same for you, stranger.

Stranger 2: NO!!! XD eeeeahhhuuuuppppooopa

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This one is incredibly fucking long so without further ado:
http://pastebin.com/JviUyiA2

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Question to discuss:
Hottest piece of ass?

You: wherever you brand the ass.

Stranger: hahahaha

You: not too many ranchers have donkeys nowadays

You: why did you ask this, spy?

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Question to discuss:
Sardines!!!!

You: that aint a question biitch

You: sorry, dat*

You: biatch*

You: kweshhhhtun*

Stranger: no worries

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i am having "fun" with this like i did once before

also

Tateos wrote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: STRANGER DANGER

You have disconnected.

JoN in 2011 wrote:You: STRANGER DANGER

You: Oh wait, shit

Stranger: m 25

You: TAKE THREE STEPS BACK, YELL "NO!" AND RUN

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i'm pretty sure i was the first one to do stranger danger by the way

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello

Stranger: hi

You: I'm your regional negro, PhD.

Stranger: Ohhh hey

You: My name is Bruce.

Stranger: Dr. Bruce

You: How would you like your black guy today?

Stranger: was up

Stranger: medium rare

You: Shit man, it's sizzlin'.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: better be tasty

You: What's it like on yo side of the hood?

You: Cause I know there goin be a gang war in this shit.

You: And it's goin be crazy

Stranger: It's crazy brah

You: Man

Stranger: Gun shots n' shit

Stranger: it be cray

You: All the whities in the po po think they can stop this shit

You: but this shit is going be off the motherfuckin handle

You: iss gon hit the fan

You: and iss goin hit it hard

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i feel u brah

Stranger: i kno how u is

You: might be worse than hiroshima

You: this shit

Stranger: its gon be cray

Stranger: this shit

Stranger: is bananas

You: I heard the Biplanes got themselves a motherfucking thermonuclear device

You: this shit is the craziest I've seen

Stranger: Yeah i heard dat shit to mah

Stranger: Fucking cray ma

You: I'm gettin my ass

You: outta town

Stranger: outta town

Stranger: i kno brah

You: cause this shit goin' be motherfuckin dust

Stranger: dust

You: all for what, too?'

Stranger: cray

Stranger: kfc

Stranger: n shit

You: I mean, fo' real

You: I know Stevie's gurl got stole' by one of the motherfuckin Biplanes

You: But what was he goin' do about it?

Stranger: no way

You: It was inevitable, dawg.

Stranger: that shit be cray how she got stole?

Stranger: she be playin or sumthin

You: La'quandashikaa is just too damn fine to not be stole

Stranger: ahh shit ma i would have stolen shanice

You: Mmm yeah

You: Shandice is hella fine

Stranger: she be fine as shittt

Stranger: yeah

You: her ass

You: is like

You: two motherfuckin moons

Stranger: she has 1 crazy boouuutay

You: taped together

Stranger: yeah brah

You: in one fine ass package

You: hell

You: if they got any bigger

You: they'd block out the motherfuckin' sun

Stranger: they pop man

You: shit would be chaos

Stranger: yeah yeah shittt

You: the world would fall into darkness dawg

You: and my boss Cherel would not have that

You: my ass would be on a stake

Stranger: Yeah man be cray shit erry butey is gonna get stole...

You: she'd light that shit on fire

You: and use my ass on the stake

Stranger: yeahhh shiittt

Stranger: lol

You: to cook mother fucking steak

Stranger: medium rare?

You: hella medium rare

Stranger: nice

Stranger: when can i has is?

You: mo' medium than these eyes have eva seen

You: Aww shit man

You: Just drop by my hood

You: in one of the back alleyways past the meth shop, you'll find a large ass cardboard fort

You: that's where the mofucking restaurant be

You: Aww shit I think I just heard shockwaves

You: I gotta be headin' out brother

You: into the shelter, you know what I'm sayin'

You: Peace out, yo!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: SUP

You: HOW'S IT HANGIN

Stranger: okay so i'm ridicuousy horny n wanna get myself wet.. can u help me ? ;-)

You: YOUR BALLS, I MEAN

Stranger: yeaa i know it's kind of random, but my asshole EX cheated on ME so i'm on a manhunt lol, im jenny, u are? ;)

You: I'M BRUCE

You: GOD OF WAR

Stranger: I
see.. where do u live? I am bored in my apartment...and this usually
leads to bad things ;) esp since im single and sexually deprived :-(

You: I LIVE IN YOUR HEART AND SOUL

You: I FEED ON YOUR BLOOD LIKE A HUNGRY WALRUS

Stranger: miami

You: WALRUSES DO NOT LIVE IN MIAMI

You: YOU LIE

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You: I feel like we already know each other so well

You: We've spoken so much

You: I LOVE YOU

You: HOW MANY BABIES WILL YOU GIVE ME

You: WHAT'S YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER

You: LET'S JOIN OUR HEARTS IN SURGERY

You: SO WE CAN WADDLE AROUND AS SIAMESE TWINS

You: AND BE WITH EACH OTHER

You: FOREVER

You: AND EVER

You: AND EVER

You: AND EVER

You: AND EVER

You: AND EVER

You: AND EVER

You: AND EVER

You: AND EVER

You: AND EVER

You: AND EVER

You: AND EVER

You: AND EVER

You: AND EVER

You: WE CAN WADDLE UP THE STAIRS

You: HELP WIPE EACH OTHERS ASS ON A HIS AND HERS DOUBLE TOILET

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Stranger: Hey

Stranger: Asl?

You: yeH

You: ?lsA

Stranger: I asked u first

You: tsrif u deksa I

Stranger: U are a cool guy

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lmfao

This was so funny

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Question to discuss:
talk please people
Stranger: About what?

You: so, what are you wearing?

Stranger: Spandex

You: sexy, can I touch it?

Stranger: Go ahead

You: is this a dick or a vagina, I can't tell

Stranger: Vagina

You: Mmmmm, sweet pussy

You: fiddle with my anus please

Stranger: I will

You: with your toungue

Stranger: Hmm yummm

You: my 14 inch dick is so erect

Stranger: Nice and long

You: go ahead and pole dance on it

Stranger: I will

Stranger: Dont worry

You: firmly squeeze my testicles

Stranger: I will lick I'm all up

You: HARDER

You: wax my ass hair, woman

You: then lick it

Stranger: Mmm

You: shit on my face please

Stranger: Would you like that?

You: Mmm, yeah

Stranger: I know

You: OH Ho ho, such warm shit on my face

Stranger: Haha

You: spread it around

You: with your ass

Stranger: I will

You: lick that shit up

Stranger: I good

You: you so good

Stranger: Hmm you too

You: put on this big strappon and fuck me

You: like a horse

Stranger: I will

Stranger: Deap throat it

You: I love you

Stranger: Hmm really

You: yes

Stranger: Love you too

You: let us roll around in shit and piss

Stranger: Yes please

You: I'm about to throw up

You: Blughghg

Stranger: Ahaha

You: spread that all over your pussy

Stranger: Make me dirty

You: all we need now is some blood

You: I need to take a massive shit

Stranger: Hahah

You: HERRGERRRGERRRRARGHthbth

You: That was the largest dookie of my life

You: there is now blood everywhere

Stranger: Lol

You: let's lick it up

Stranger: Lets

You: may I fuck your armpit?

Stranger: Go ahead?

You: Oh yes!

Stranger: You know someone is watching the conversation?

You: let them watch

Stranger: Haha yes

You: all the better

Stranger: I agree

You: I'm gonna cum!

You: BLARARAGH

Stranger: I would like tht upp

You: It is all over your sexy armpit

Stranger: Mmm thanks

You: kiss me damnit, I love you!

Stranger: I will

You: Let us live happily ever after

You: in space

Stranger: Yes

Narrator: and so it was, the two love hounds and the spy rode a unicorn into space and fucked happily ever after, the end.

You have disconnected.

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Question to discuss:
i like the way your pee sounds when it hits the bowl
Stranger: thanks

You: yeah, thanks

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Question to discuss:
What's something that genuinely interests you? Sexual things don't count.
Stranger: lol

Stranger: Music

You: dicks

Stranger: Art

You: I mean

You: shit

Stranger: Dogs

You: no

You: this

You: is too hard

Stranger: Guns

Stranger: Knives

You: ERRRG

You: penis penis

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Question to discuss:
Which way?
You: leftwards

Stranger: To tha left to tha left

You: exactly

Stranger: Richman?

You: yes, this is richman

You: is that thomson?

Stranger: No

You: damnit

Stranger: This is KA05W01f

You: wanna bang?

Stranger: Mebe

Stranger: Is richman really richWOman?

You: no, sorry. But I can pretend

Stranger: Uuh,

Stranger: NO

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Question to discuss:
Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey... What am I describing?
You: a dick

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……..¯¯--, .’\, . . . . . . ,--~-,’ ’|…………………………_,-~‘¯ ; ;;;;; | .| . . . . . . . . . . . : . .|¯’*| .|
……………-,-’¯’’|, . . .,/’ ¯¯’-/‘/………………….._,-~’¯¯; ; ;;;;;;;;;;;; ‘| .’| . . . . . . . . . .___,,--~‘~’‘|
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.,/’ ;,/;;;|’ : :|,/‘;;-~’ ¯¯¯ ;;;;;;;;;;’’\, ; ; ;;;;;;; ;,,, OBJECTION! NOT ONE SOUL GIVES A FLYING FUCK!!!!!!!

You: an old man penis

You: yes

You: that

You: epic winage

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Question to discuss:
I KNOW YOUR SECRET! AND I'M TELLING EVERYONE!
You: wanna bang?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: please do me

You: My penis is sore

You: from exessive fucking

Stranger: well

Stranger: fuck me still

You: wanna see what I've been through?

Stranger: yes

You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!



Question to discuss:
talk please people
Stranger: About what?

You: so, what are you wearing?

Stranger: Spandex

You: sexy, can I touch it?

Stranger: Go ahead

You: is this a dick or a vagina, I can't tell

Stranger: Vagina

You: Mmmmm, sweet pussy

You: fiddle with my anus please

Stranger: I will

You: with your toungue

Stranger: Hmm yummm

You: my 14 inch dick is so erect

Stranger: Nice and long

You: go ahead and pole dance on it

Stranger: I will

Stranger: Dont worry

You: firmly squeeze my testicles

Stranger: I will lick I'm all up

You: HARDER

You: wax my ass hair, woman

You: then lick it

Stranger: Mmm

You: shit on my face please

Stranger: Would you like that?

You: Mmm, yeah

Stranger: I know

You: OH Ho ho, such warm shit on my face

Stranger: Haha

You: spread it around

You: with your ass

Stranger: I will

You: lick that shit up

Stranger: I good

You: you so good

Stranger: Hmm you too

You: put on this big strappon and fuck me

You: like a horse

Stranger: I will

Stranger: Deap throat it

You: I love you

Stranger: Hmm really

You: yes

Stranger: Love you too

You: let us roll around in shit and piss

Stranger: Yes please

You: I'm about to throw up

You: Blughghg

Stranger: Ahaha

You: spread that all over your pussy

Stranger: Make me dirty

You: all we need now is some blood

You: I need to take a massive shit

Stranger: Hahah

You: HERRGERRRGERRRRARGHthbth

You: That was the largest dookie of my life

You: there is now blood everywhere

Stranger: Lol

You: let's lick it up

Stranger: Lets

You: may I fuck your armpit?

Stranger: Go ahead?

You: Oh yes!

Stranger: You know someone is watching the conversation?

You: let them watch

Stranger: Haha yes

You: all the better

Stranger: I agree

You: I'm gonna cum!

You: BLARARAGH

Stranger: I would like tht upp

You: It is all over your sexy armpit

Stranger: Mmm thanks

You: kiss me damnit, I love you!

Stranger: I will

You: Let us live happily ever after

You: in space

Stranger: Yes

Narrator: and so it was, the two love hounds and the spy rode a unicorn into space and fucked happily ever after, the end.

You have disconnected.

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: Well that was very sexy

You: yes

You: indeed

Stranger: Are you up for another run (;?

You: sure

You: let me exercise my limp dick

You: one two one two

Stranger: How about I suck on your thick cock to get it energized

You: sure thing babe

You: man or woman?

Stranger: Woman

You: kay

Stranger: Or do you prefer

Stranger: I was a man

You: Was?

Stranger: am*

You: I don't care

You: either way

Stranger: Oh dayum, k. I'm a woman

Stranger: and you?

You: a man

Stranger: K

You: 69 years old

Stranger: Hot

You: my groins is ready

You: let me see your coc... I mean pussy

Stranger: -spreads my legs-

You: nice hairy testic... I mean, you have a very fine bush, Ma'am

You: may I?

Stranger: Yes, please do so

You: *shoves leg into urethra

You: do you enjoy this sir... *cough, I man ma'am

You: mean\

Stranger: Yes, shove it in harder. and fuck man if you want me to be a man

Stranger: then just say so

You: a sudden change of gender occurs

You: let my fondle your hairy balls

You: with my fingers!!!!

Stranger: Mmm, yeah that feels gooood

You: shall I squeeze?

Stranger: Yes lick them up too

Stranger: pls

You: *pops left testicle

You: verry sorry Ma'am I mean SIR

Stranger: WELL

Stranger: FUCK U

Stranger: I AM OUTTA

Stranger: HERE

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Question to discuss:
Are you horny?
You: no

Stranger: Are you a horse?

You: yes

Stranger: OH. SO you're THAT kind of person

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!



Question to discuss:
is it possible for anyone out there to love me?
Stranger 2: Yes, dear.

Stranger 1: Yes get off your computer and look

Stranger 2 has disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: pickled dicks

You: i mean hi

Stranger: hello (:

Stranger: 18/f

You: I didn't mean to say pickled dicks, I swear

Stranger: horny

You: Oh, geez

Stranger: wnt to see me uhmm . . . fucpk myself on webcam 4 u? ;]

Stranger: o.k :) babe comje look @ my pro

You: My computor only has like 1 mb of ram, so no

Stranger: http://dok.do/JSZp6I

You: it's a piece of shit

Stranger: u have a uhmmm.. . accoungt there?

You: never heard of the place

Stranger: nd we can havse some fun

You: yeeeah

Stranger: i'm goin to get off herdbe nd setup my web cam now

Stranger: ill be waitifng for you there

You: Cool, bro

Stranger: tlk to you thefre

You: can I see your dick?

Stranger: buh-bye

You: no wait

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looking for horny girls? you're in the wrong place.
............... no I'm not.

Question to discuss:
Horny? Xoxoxoxoxo

Stranger: Merh
You: fuck yes
You: brb fucking my wife
(10 seconds later)
You: done
You: gee that was fast
You have disconnected.

Question to discuss:
What do you think about Argentina?

You: it's a fantastic country
Stranger: They have nice meat
Stranger: and footballers
You: one of its cities is the capital of brazil
Stranger: what?
You: buenos aires
Stranger: that is so nonsensical
Stranger: and that is the capital of brazil?
You: according to some people
Stranger: what people?
You: people i have talked to
Stranger: well they are illiterate
Stranger: most probably
You: this was before fast five came out though
Stranger: whats fast five?
You: a movie about cars
Stranger: wow
You: you've never heard of fast and the furious?
Stranger: and that tought them about south american geography?
Stranger: maybe...
Stranger: ah, its with that bald muscle guy right?
You: i think so
You: i also think it was set in rio
You: they didn't really say "oh this is the capital of brazil" or anything so people might still think it's buenos aires
Stranger: well about Argentina I, quite frankly, think that both uruguay and brazil are far superior countries
Stranger: Sao Paolo
Stranger: is such an amazing city
You: i haven't been in south america
Stranger: shame
Stranger: nice cultural people there
You: well i'll take that into account
You: well ok bye
You have disconnected.

Question to discuss:
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

You: sober up quickly please
Stranger: that is not a question! D:<
Stranger: so why don't you go crawl in a corner
Stranger: and die
Stranger: in agony
You: what
Stranger: with a cactus in your rectum
You: you're overreacting just a little
Stranger: am i.
You: rectum?
Stranger: AM I?
Stranger: lmao
You: do i know you?
You: rectum and lmao
Stranger: i k don't know do you?
Stranger: disregard the k
Stranger: not suppossed to be there
You: two words i've seen a certain person i know say multiple times
Stranger: you mean heard
You: no
You: seen as in over the internet
Stranger: ah
You: the words on a screen
Stranger: okay i got it
You: do the initials HO have any meaning to you
Stranger: where have you seen him say that stuff?
Stranger: nope
You: nevermind then
Stranger: oh come on
Stranger: now you got my curiosity going
Stranger: what is that person to you?
You: internet acquantiance
You: on a forum
Stranger: i see
Stranger: the good kind, or the "omg why does that person exist" kind?
You: "acquantiance"
You: or acquaintance i mean
Stranger: judging by your response i believe i must have the meaning of acquantiance wrong in my head
Stranger: hhmmmmmmm
You: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/acquaintance
Stranger: yup i kind of did
Stranger: but anyway
Stranger: um. do you feel like talking about anything in particular?
Stranger: i got nothing
You: not really
Stranger: well this is gonna be kind of awkward until one of us leaves
You: yep
You have disconnected.

Question to discuss:
Only me being annoyed by the whole "YOLO" and "Swag" shit?

You: yes
Stranger: Swag is fine
Stranger: YOLO is ungodly
You: you're only allowed to have yolo swag
You: so we know who to execute in the new world order
Stranger: "I'm going to do stupid things because YOLO"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

rectums are deeply important to me

I was in the mode where you answer questions..

There was no question, and I couldn't type back.. this is all I got.

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
Stranger: 01001001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101100 01110101 01101100 01111010 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010
Stranger: 01001001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101100 01110101 01101100 01111010 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010
Stranger: dont worry, im not gonna do it a third time
Stranger: you are lucky im me and not some horrible person
Stranger: bai now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Translated: "I did it for the lulz"

1337 b1n4RY

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
kk, theres a party, do you start with the alcohol first or the weed? o.O
You: the cocaine
Stranger: Meth for me
You: sometimes i shake it up a bit
You: i use black tar heroin instead.
Stranger: It's always fun to snort a bit of coke off a strippers asshole
Stranger: nothing gets a party started like that
You: oh, definitely.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Wouldn't black people be happier in zoos? They could spend all day rapping majestically in the sun while we feed them peanuts
You: edgy racism
Stranger: Agreed.
You: so edgy
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Are you h o r n y?
You: yes.
Stranger: Yes
You: i'm jerking off right now.
Stranger: oh yea
Stranger: im fingering myself
Stranger: at work
You: why are you working on a sunday?
You: that's sinful
Stranger: this is great my boss is watching an hes jerking off to it
You: sinner. you'll never get into the pearly gates with that work ethic
You: pshh. working on sunday.
You: sickening
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
What do you think about Obama?
You: he's our president
Stranger: Yup^^
You: he's certainly doing things to america.
Stranger: He's a pretty good one id say
You: the independent party will rise one day
Stranger: Kinda
Stranger: Haha^^
You: and then who will be laughing???
You: gary johnson 2016
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello there
Stranger: m
You: that sure is a letter
Stranger: i
You: f
Stranger: a
You: k
Stranger: y
You: u
Stranger: o
You: b
Stranger: s?
You: t
Stranger: f
You: c
Stranger: a
You: h
Stranger: l
You: !
You: wait, shit
Stranger: b
Stranger: love you..bye
You: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.