Question to discuss:
is it okay to go down on a mare?
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Stranger: On the off chance you're serious...I'll address the question:
You: I've heard worse questions
Stranger: Bestiality, while....distasteful...isn't immoral. An animal, so long as it's not bound, can withdraw or refuse consent through physical action.
You: true
Stranger: Or, if you can overpower the animal, you must release it if it resists.
Stranger: Otherwise, have at it haws.
Stranger: Same with incest. So long as all are consenting adults and none are harmed. Go for it.
You: but with incest, try to avoid pregnancy
You: wouldn't want any deformed babies
Stranger: Why does everyone ignore what I say?
Stranger: "..and none are harmed."
You: well, at least I'm in agreement
Stranger: True, most don't even get why the act isn't immoral.
You: yeah, It's stupid
You: there are too many sexual taboos
Stranger: A lot of traditions we hold from or because of religions are stupid. Can't wait to get off this rock.
You: yeah, sigh.
You: too bad warp drive is probably impossible
Stranger: Well, actually, I'm about to make your night...
You: because we could find a cooler planet to live on
Stranger: As we are typing, there is an experiment going on at the Johnson Spaceflight Center run by NASA.
Stranger: It is being conducted by Dr. Harold White...into fucking Warp Drive.
Stranger: His initial results suggest that the effect he proposes to use to warp space and exceed light speed is real and can be exploited.
You: as far as I know, a warp drive would require negative mass
Stranger: Incorrect.
You: really?
Stranger: Truly.
You: now, I'm a bit more interested
You: but still skeptical
Stranger: You don't have to stretch space behind you, merely stash compressed space behind you and allow it to expand back to it's original volume. That, of course, is a harsh simplification...but, AGAIN, I stress there's already been an exhaustive experiment investigating the phenomenon. It confirmed spatial warping on a small scale.
You: this is fucking excellent
Stranger: He and his team are currently in a second data gathering run to further define the strength relationship between the magnetic field and the strength of the warp bubble.
You: I can't wait
You: space travel is my biggest obsession
Stranger: Once this tensor relationship is established, another experiment will be built called a "drop test".
Stranger: In this test, a static field is created, and a mass dropped through the field in order to establish the warp field strength to mass acceleration.
Stranger: It's still decades away...but the effect IS real, and we're on the path.
Stranger: Are you surprised at all that it's NASA that's doing it?
You: not really, I knew NASA was working on a theoretical warp drive model
You: I didn't know that they worked around the negative mass requirement
Stranger: They didn't work around it so much as they discovered a method of spatial compression that didn't require it....since it may not exist. XD
You: this is so exciting, I'm going to look into this
You: I'm so glad this conversation arose from a question about going down on a mare.
Stranger: Yes, that IS rather odd.
Stranger: I leave you with this amusing copypasta for bad questions:
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You: thanks
Stranger: :)
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