Nightmare/dreams thread

what the fuck

INCEPTION

Last night I had a dream I was driving a car recklessly and a police man arrested me but I murdered the cop and went back home and posted about it on the internet.

I'm going to sleep now. I wonder what I'll dream about.

If I'm ever driving in a dream I always end up losing control of it then crashing. ALWAYS.

last night I had a dream that I was hanging with tet irl and he had a HOT GIRLFRIEND

that was a weird dream

Pac-Man wrote:last night I had a dream that I was hanging with tet irl and he had a HOT GIRLFRIEND

that was a weird dream

>tfw no h-o irl meetup and no HOT GIRLFRIEND

I will allow an HO meetup when the last of us turns 18 or when I change my mind about the when the last of us turns 18 rule.
Honestly, just preferably when I'm 21. Or when you guys can get your parents to agree with it, at least.

by the time everyone is 18+ i probably would have left the internet forever

do any of us live near each other at all

Ptero wrote:do any of us live near each other at all

no

hiddeninthecrowd wrote:by the time everyone is 18+ i probably would have left the internet forever

I live in Germany

Ptero wrote:do any of us live near each other at all

Tateos Walkinator and Lucario

Besides Tateos's irl friends, I think the people who live closest to each other is me and Tat. And that's still a state line apart.

rahvin lives the closest to sirpwnington unless aktve lives in california which i think he might

I thought you lived really close to Rahvin or something. Or was that Opu???????

Robert X-Box wrote:I thought you lived really close to Rahvin or something. Or was that Opu???????

that was Opu

Tateos wrote:

Robert X-Box wrote:I thought you lived really close to Rahvin or something. Or was that Opu???????

that was Opu

yeah i live in texas and rahvin lives in oregon

Ps. my dream last night was another realistic one as far as I can remember. I think quite a few of them have been for a while now.

The order of people living near me goes as follows:

Opu is closest, he lives in my city.
Then Aktve down a state.
Then Jon in TX...and I'm fairly certain that east coast is closer to me than Australia, so basically the rest of all of HO, then Sirpwn. But Aktve and I are closest to sirpwn cuz we're on the best side.

because I actively travel I end up being the closest to every one of you at random points in the year.

Tateos wrote:because I actively travel I end up being the closest to every one of you at random points in the year.

If you are ever in the northwest just lemme know and we'll be kickin it in zero-time. That's like no time, only cooler cuz it has a hyphen. You can force all the Radiohead on me that you want, and WE CAN RECORD A SONG TOGETHER.

HermizzleDizzle wrote:

Tateos wrote:because I actively travel I end up being the closest to every one of you at random points in the year.

If you are ever in the northwest just lemme know and we'll be kickin it in zero-time. That's like no time, only cooler cuz it has a hyphen. You can force all the Radiohead on me that you want, and WE CAN RECORD A SONG TOGETHER.

I go to Seattle every year to visit my sisters, rahv
It's a little far from Portland, or wherever it is you live. I don't know where I got Portland from. Maybe you mentioned it once, I don't know.

Portland is where I live! :D

Also, I had a dream last night that like my wife and I had this castle thing and all of these people came over and they were tryna get tacos and eventually my wife and I ran away and left them all sitting there thinking they were gonna get some tacos.

Eventually everyone left to find tacos elsewhere and we snuck back into our castle and hid, and I quote "just like real life".

I hate when I wake up at like 10:30am and I'm like "YUS IT IS NOT THE TIME OF WAKING UP, I'LL USE ALL OF MY ENERGY TO GO BACK TO SLEEP"

Then, an hour and a half of sleep later, ".....ugh......uuuuuggghhhh.....why do i have to wake up....where did all my energy go from earlier....uuuuggghhhh..urrrrgle....argh...."

Last night I had a dream that there was this contest/gameshow thing where they had this obstacle course, and at the end of every section was a bowl. The object was to get to the bowl, then pee in it enough to reach the line and stop peeing so you could pee in the next bowl.

Our team was gonna win but I woke up having to pee really bad..

Last night I had a dream that we were all bored and online at the same time..
We listened to music, played some games, joked, and had good times :)

I didn't want to wake up

I just had a cradzy number of dreams for one night.

In the first dream I was walking to the top of this mountain, because at the top there was this bonfire party but when I got up there the party had moved to the bottom of the mountain near a river.. so I went back down the other side of the mountain to find out that it wasn't a party after all, it was in fact a huge LoTR style battle complete with axes and bows and shields and armor and dwarves and stuff.

I jumped into the river nearby and swam until my arms and legs and lungs burned and I woke up.

But then I went back to sleep.

And in this dream I had this girl propped up on a counter in a kitchen somewhere and I was eating dat pussy. Then someone explained that it was illegal for me to eat dat pussy, so I had some sex with her. Then they explained thats probably more illegal, so I let her go back to her family and waited until nightfall when I snuck out and started drawing on their mailbox which is something I don't even do as a hobby anymore. The whole dream was illegal.

So, I woke up and decided that was enough sleep... there were other dreams but they're long gone now. As I began to type this, just sitting there typing casually, i got a crick in my neck. Sitting still, facing forward... and now I hurt. yaaaay!

I'm gonna go change our headlight.