So, I was at this motel thing with Jake and there was this convention there. For some reason my dad was at this convention, but he left early.. Then Jake made me a video to play. The first part of the video was words and it said something like "To Rahvin" and then it was like a mickey mouse cartoon for 4 minutes until it devolved into strange trippy dream stuff followed by about 30 minutes of him surfing the web in a dark room very sleepy-lookin.
That was just the video inside the dream, so I watched the vid (and fapped I think).. So then he and I met up in person and we shared our porn collection, but instead of being a butt fiend it turns out that Mr. Jake had an arm fetish. Dat armhair. Drool. Or something.
Then his fetish went downhill as he started showing me these little girls(foreshadowing) with robin williams like armhair. These were like baby girl gorilla arms. And he was petting the pictures of their arms on the huge flatscreen we were using to flip through our fap folders.
Then he was a trap. He was full on Alexis, a hot hot hot 16-17 y/o chick and I was horny and gonna hit it so completely until I found out she wasn't really a she, that she was really a he. So I blew him. Yep.. that's right mang.. I gave you awesome head.
And you just poofed into nonexistence. That's how good I give head, when you cum you turn into nothing.
So I ran around looking for my boytoy because... not really sure why... because he was my boytoy or something. I can't rightly recall WHY I needed him so bad. Prolly cuz I'm a ho in this dream and he got me hooked on the D.
I eventually gave up, and part 2 of my dream comes into play. This is where it more than NSFW, this is more like Not Safe For Anywhere Good Thing It Was Just A Dream.
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Alright, so after that I went back up to my room where Mrs. Rahvin was sittin on the bed.. she said she was bored with sitting on the bed so she got up and went to explore the hotel.. just about then a regular of mine from taco bell came into the bedroom and I was like "Daphne what are you doing here?" and she blahblahblah'd and came and sat on my lap. Cue the porno music, this is happening again.
I'm givin her a reach around, playin with that sweet sweet vag and she's commenting on how enormous I am. Finally in a dream a girl has something nice to say about me :D
Anyway, she's blowin away on me and my eyes are closed cuz I'm like "oooo yeaaahhh" and concentrating on how sweet everything feels when she starts just ridin' me and I'm like "wooohoooo! THIS IS GREAT!" oh we did everything..it was very nice.
At some point in there I opened my eyes and Mrs. Rahvin was walkin' in and saw what was going down and left to give us our privacy. I asked her if she minded if I plowed this girl and she was ok with the idea, so me and Daphne kept up our crazy humping.
Somehow the dream transitioned here, we were done with the deed but that happened in the missing transition, now she was layin' next to me and I was just enjoyin' her bein next to me until I remembered a more important fact than being married. Daphne's 13 years old irl!! If she's even that old. Now I know she's sexually active but that doesn't give me any right to contribute to her delinquency and sexual deviance.
And that's all I can remember about the dream. It's been a long time since I remembered enough of a dream to make it worth repeating, but there ya have it. In my dream I cheated on my wife, I blew a tranny named Alexis/Jake, and plowed a 13 year old girl I know IRL.
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