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Looks like an Eeevee and Milotic fucked and this is the result.

New eeveelution looks weird.

I FUCKING HATE GEN 6.

There's probably gonna be another eeveelution though. That one might be cool.

THERE ARE NO EXCUSES.

My theories on new eeveelution.

Option 1: Eevee and Milotic mated. Pokemon is a new "Love" type which is super effective against everything except fighting.

Option 2: Eevee and Skyla mated. Pokemon is a dual Normal/Flying type.

Option 3: Experiment by Nintendo to see how quickly fans could make porn of this sexy but retarded looking mon.

Option 4: There is no explanation and was only created to fill up the new dex because GEN 6 FUCKING SUCKS.

Option 5: This mon isn't real and was only intended to fuck with fans because of Valentines Day

Option 6: Skitty and Eevee mated then their baby and Milotic mated

Option 7: How this thing came into existence is not important. There will be both a male and female version, each exclusive to their respective game.

みぞれ: 雪の妖 wrote:Option 3: Experiment by Nintendo to see how quickly fans could make porn of this sexy but retarded looking mon.

let's hope not

However, this is the company that made dick drawing detection for the Wii U.

Also I've decided to re-phrase my whole new mons suck rant.

It's not the concept for the mons themselves that I dislike. I have realized ever since I started with Crystal that a lot of the mons are just cartoony versions of animals, or just kinda retarded. I mean, Magnemite is just a floating chunk of steel, while Geodude is a fucking floating rock. Gen 3 had a weird steel dinosaur thing going on and a fucking Sumo wrestler, while Gen 4 had Continental Turtles and Penguins with WINGS OF STEEL. Gen 6 has a fucking ice cream cone and a garbage mon.

The thing I don't like about gen 5 and even some of gen 4 is that they pulled off those concepts in a different fashion from a lot of the mons in the previous gens. When I compare the old and new generations of pokemon as far as design goes, I think that the older gen wins. I prefer Koffing over Chandelure, because even though Koffing looks derpy as hell, something about it's design is more appealing than a fucking Chandelier.

Except for Jinx.

Jinx fucking sucks.

みぞれ: 雪の妖 wrote:Gen 6 has a fucking ice cream cone and a garbage mon.

Trubbish is fucking awesome. I also like the ice cream mons. I like a lot of the gen 5 pokemon, I think some of them are pretty creative, even if some of them are just "[insert animal here] but magic."

みぞれ: 雪の妖 wrote:Jinx fucking sucks.

I agree with you on that though.

New eevee is... well, it could be a lot of things. Call me crazy, but I think it could totally be a normal type eeveelution.

Also, not every pokemon is designed in the same manner because, if I remember right, more than one person designs pokemon.

Also, I actually liked the designs of some of the gen 5 mons. For example, Pantslizard and its evolution Saggamander. They're probably my favorite mon overall. Also, since gen 5 was based in america, japan got racist. There are a few that are obvious (trubbish is trash, victini is a nuke, saggamander and pantslizard are black people (they're even dark type)).

Fun fact: Gen 5 was the first gen to have pokemon designed by a western person instead of somebody from Japan

Tetris wrote:Fun fact: Gen 5 was the first gen to have pokemon designed by a western person instead of somebody from Japan

If this is the actual truth then it would explain EVERYTHING.

New eeveelution most likely is a normal type. Probably evolves from an eevee with a high beauty stat; assuming fashion contests and all that shit is implemented again.

みぞれ: 雪の妖 wrote:If this is the actual truth then it would explain EVERYTHING.

he designed like six or seven mons

みぞれ: 雪の妖 wrote:assuming fashion contests and all that shit is implemented again.

OHGODNO

I'm betting there'll be two normal type Eeveelutions depending on gender ('cause X and Y chromosomes), but I hope they aren't version exclusive.
Anyway, even though it's not the most interesting looking Eeveelution I don't mind it too much. Wish they added a dragon one this gen though :c

...Am I the only one who liked the contests?

That battle went on for far too long.

http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/ou9712885

OMG THIS IS SO CUTE.

Gallade is such a nerd

animes.

i've never played pokemon so i'll begone from this thread

yo jon you should get an avatar again i keep confusing you with myself

is this better

good enough

super relevant pokemon discussion

The new eeveelution is called Sylveon. Judging from this video it's psychic type.

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Fuck you it's name will always be Ninfia.

There are a few types I believe it could be.

Normal, because we haven't had a straight up normalution yet. If this is the case then perhaps it will evolve once it reaches a certain level?

Ghost. Kinda weird, but I saw a post on DA BOOK by someone stating it's name in other languages, and Nymph/Sylv/Feel all have to do with ghostish kind of stuff.

Bug. A Nymph, which is from it's French name "Nymphali", is female nature spirit thing. We already have Leafeon, so this would kinda imply that NINFIA in a bug type. Plus it has dem fangs.

IT COULD BE A NEW TYPE ALTOGETHER

fuck you it's sylveon