What are you eating?

you should eat one of those smoked steaks with the ghetto shit you eat sometimes

Alfredo noodles.

I'm eating a salad lol

Smoked steak, plus alfredo noodles, plus apple sauce, on a pizza.

This sounds so bomb. I'll post when this is happening.

Random sidenote, my wife bought me a creamy alfredo thing.

And I still have steak.

Half of a chocolate muffin. LIVING ON THE EDGE, MAN.

Aktve wrote:Anyway what does reputation even mean?

basically it's karma
it's a user's total number of upvotes subtracted by their total number of downvotes

Pointed Stick wrote:

Aktve wrote:Anyway what does reputation even mean?

basically it's karma
it's a user's total number of upvotes subtracted by their total number of downvotes

i'm sorry, can you please explain simple arithmetic to me

i don't eat ever

Yo Boy Jon wrote:

Pointed Stick wrote:

Aktve wrote:Anyway what does reputation even mean?

basically it's karma
it's a user's total number of upvotes subtracted by their total number of downvotes

i'm sorry, can you please explain simple arithmetic to me

okay
so
Little Ouganbe Jr., a small African child, has six penises. Tax collectors come and take four of them as a tithe. Ouganbe is left with two penises.
This concept is called subtraction.
Years later, an adolescent Ouganbe Jr., still with only two penises, learns how to play poker, and wins five more penises. He now has seven penises.
This concept is called addition.
Even later, a young-adult up-and-coming corporate hotshot invests 4 of his 7 penises in the stock market. Three weeks later, the price of his Google stock triples, and he goes to his stock broker, who gives him back 12 penises, as his original 4 bought him something that would be later worth 3 times more than when they were invested.
This concept is called multiplication.
As a middle-aged man, Ouganbe Jr. cheats on his wife, she finds out, and they get a divorce. As settled by their divorce lawyer, his wife gets 50% of Ouganbe Jr.'s assets, leaving him with 1/2 of what he used to have.
This concept is called division.

Awesome maths Tat

With all of those penises it'd be hard not to cheat on his wife. Once 3-4 penises have done their deed in there you just need more holes.

Pointed Stick wrote:

Yo Boy Jon wrote:

Pointed Stick wrote:

Aktve wrote:Anyway what does reputation even mean?

basically it's karma
it's a user's total number of upvotes subtracted by their total number of downvotes

i'm sorry, can you please explain simple arithmetic to me

okay
so

that's some pretty sexy math

Just to clarify, 50% of Ouganbe's assets includes 50% of his penises. As Ouganbe only had 37 penises at the time, one of his penises had to be cut in half, leaving him with 18 1/2 dicks hanging from his grapevine.
This is called a mixed fraction, by the way.

Also, I like how the only thread that is supposed to be about food is now the only one that has not been derailed to be about food.

I'v always preferred improper fractions to mixed fractions for some reason

it helps with consistency, especially in multiplication and division of fractions

Aktve wrote:I'v always preferred improper fractions to mixed fractions for some reason

i do to, i just started with mixed because that's what they taught me first back in elementrygarten

Math just seems that the more and more courses you take you learn that most of the rules you just learned in the class before don't really matter

"you thought all numbers EXISTED? bitch look what happens when i get the square root of -1"

Does that mean he has 74 quarter penises?

That's a lot of penis parts.

i should take this all the way into calculus somehow

this is the one thread that doesn't derail into being about food

instead, the thread about food derailed into being about MATH

Tetris wrote:this is the one thread that doesn't derail into being about food

instead, the thread about food derailed into being about MATH

at some point, i'm sure he will grill one of his own penises

Damn niqqa, I just ate a meatball subway. #subwayswag

A ramen burger.

As in, ramen between two buns.

I boiled the noodles till they were kinda soft, then added some tuna for consistency and fried the mixture for like a minute.

I also friend the top and bottom buns so that they wouldn't get soggy when I dipped the undersides in broth.

Once that was done, I added the ramen mixture to the buns, slapped some cheese on that bitch, and took a bite.

It was heavenly.