Last night about a half hour before bed I was eating Triscuits that I'd melted cheese on. Then, to be fancy, I started adding Tabasco... One triscuit was saturated in Tabasco and I knew I'd made a mistake the minute I decided to eat it anyway... your humble and faithful narrator suffered quite a lot oh my bothers.
The pain has continued on to today.. my mouth and esophagus are fine, but my butt is not.. I owe my toilet a "Get well soon" card after the punishment I delivered when I first woke up.... last night was baaaaad man. I was drinking MILK! I haven't drank straight milk in......like 3 years because I'm lactose intolerant. So, the cheese, the milk, the tabasco... oooooh no good
And soon I'll be eating some kinda pizza my wife is bringing home but last night I got the $10 any pizza deal from pizza hut so I got half chicken, onion, pepper, pineapple, and ham with alfredo sauce, and half with marinara, pepperoni, sausage, pork, bacon, and pineapple.
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