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- [I]Your name is DERPy. According to The Guinness Book of Derp records, you are the second most derpiful derpson to ever derp. You are also one of the top 50 most derp ass derpings ever derped by SirDerpington.
You can thank your Sensei for the derp. His has derped you in this ancient art, and he says to not attempt to go more derpiful than this, for it would be incredibly derpgerous. That's probably just one of those ancient Chinese proderps of his though. How could that comment possibly mean anything, anyway?
It is your goal to become the most derpiful derpan being ever to derp the planet. To derp that, however, there is a scroll you must find. It is in the legendary Derpgri-La in the Himaderpan mountains, which just so happens to be where you're derping. Your master really advised you against it, but he's derp sometimes.
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a Moderator wrote:I thought the mascot was treesus
I think we have a couple
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[I]Your name is DERPy. According to The Guinness Book of Derp records, you are the second most derpiful derpson to ever derp. You are also one of the top 50 most derp ass derpings ever derped by SirDerpington.
You can thank your Sensei for the derp. His has derped you in this ancient art, and he says to not attempt to go more derpiful than this, for it would be incredibly derpgerous. That's probably just one of those ancient Chinese proderps of his though. How could that comment possibly mean anything, anyway?
It is your goal to become the most derpiful derpan being ever to derp the planet. To derp that, however, there is a scroll you must find. It is in the legendary Derpgri-La in the Himaderpan mountains, which just so happens to be where you're derping. Your master really advised you against it, but he's derp sometimes.
lmfao
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I thought I was the mascot of the site.
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I wasn't trying to insult you or anything btw, when I saw his face I just remembered the face from the MSPA Forums that people edit on to everything and then I started typing then suddenly this happened.Tateos wrote:Ser Derpington wrote:
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[I]Your name is DERPy. According to The Guinness Book of Derp records, you are the second most derpiful derpson to ever derp. You are also one of the top 50 most derp ass derpings ever derped by SirDerpington.
You can thank your Sensei for the derp. His has derped you in this ancient art, and he says to not attempt to go more derpiful than this, for it would be incredibly derpgerous. That's probably just one of those ancient Chinese proderps of his though. How could that comment possibly mean anything, anyway?
It is your goal to become the most derpiful derpan being ever to derp the planet. To derp that, however, there is a scroll you must find. It is in the legendary Derpgri-La in the Himaderpan mountains, which just so happens to be where you're derping. Your master really advised you against it, but he's derp sometimes.
lmfao
So did I!Jesus Nailz wrote:I thought I was the mascot of the site.
Edit: Oh wait I just realised that someone needs to post a suggestion for the adventure. xD
>[I] Johnny: Strike a pose to show off your beauty, sparkle while doing so.
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Ser Derpington wrote:I wasn't trying to insult you or anything btw, when I saw his face I just remembered the face from the MSPA Forums that people edit on to everything and then I started typing then suddenly this happened.Tateos wrote:Ser Derpington wrote:
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[I]Your name is DERPy. According to The Guinness Book of Derp records, you are the second most derpiful derpson to ever derp. You are also one of the top 50 most derp ass derpings ever derped by SirDerpington.
You can thank your Sensei for the derp. His has derped you in this ancient art, and he says to not attempt to go more derpiful than this, for it would be incredibly derpgerous. That's probably just one of those ancient Chinese proderps of his though. How could that comment possibly mean anything, anyway?
It is your goal to become the most derpiful derpan being ever to derp the planet. To derp that, however, there is a scroll you must find. It is in the legendary Derpgri-La in the Himaderpan mountains, which just so happens to be where you're derping. Your master really advised you against it, but he's derp sometimes.
lmfaoSo did I!Jesus Nailz wrote:I thought I was the mascot of the site.
Edit: Oh wait I just realised that someone needs to post a suggestion for the adventure. xD
>[I] Johnny: Strike a pose to show off your beauty, sparkle while doing so.
Hah, I was waiting for time, not a reply.
But hey, I'll use it.
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BLACKOUT UPDATE
Because Tateos is a lazy fuck, doesn't feel like drawing, and will work on the flash very soon.
Consequently, it's p. dark dawg. You can't see anything.
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You look down at the Himalayas from your stealth jet, and you jump out, allowing the plane to crash. You would be killed by the low atmospheric pressure or falling to death, but the sky could not do that to such a beautiful, perfect creature. It weeps as you float down like a feather; gravity too was deeply effected by your immaculate presence. You land gracefully on the peak of Mount Everest, and the snow and glaciers smile and gleefully sing show tunes while they guide you to Shangri-La.
Because Tateos is a lazy fuck, doesn't feel like drawing, and will work on the flash very soon.
Consequently, it's p. dark dawg. You can't see anything.
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You look down at the Himalayas from your stealth jet, and you jump out, allowing the plane to crash. You would be killed by the low atmospheric pressure or falling to death, but the sky could not do that to such a beautiful, perfect creature. It weeps as you float down like a feather; gravity too was deeply effected by your immaculate presence. You land gracefully on the peak of Mount Everest, and the snow and glaciers smile and gleefully sing show tunes while they guide you to Shangri-La.
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I-->
You arrive at Shangri-La, and look around you. Off in the distance, a roaring waterfall goes quiet. It is emotionally moved by your extreme beauty. It wishes to start a family with you, but is unsure how to begin a courtship. As you progress towards the waterfall, it blushes and urinates itself. Upon seeing you, a hummingbird's heart stops, and it falls out of the sky. You were too beautiful for the hummingbird to handle. A thousand year old tree feels young again, merely because you are there. The grass you are standing on licks your filthy boots. Delicious, but only because you were wearing them. Off in the distance, you see a temple. This must be what you are looking for.
You arrive at Shangri-La, and look around you. Off in the distance, a roaring waterfall goes quiet. It is emotionally moved by your extreme beauty. It wishes to start a family with you, but is unsure how to begin a courtship. As you progress towards the waterfall, it blushes and urinates itself. Upon seeing you, a hummingbird's heart stops, and it falls out of the sky. You were too beautiful for the hummingbird to handle. A thousand year old tree feels young again, merely because you are there. The grass you are standing on licks your filthy boots. Delicious, but only because you were wearing them. Off in the distance, you see a temple. This must be what you are looking for.
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> Random flock of birds: Fly down and carry Johnny to the temple
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As this is an intermission
oh fuck it I love sir's suggestion too much to not use it
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I--> Random flock of birds: Fly down and carry Johnny to the temple
A flock of white doves descend from the sky, lifting you off your feet. One of them blushes; it realized that it had applied too much makeup. The doves fly you to the temple and you land eloquently in front of the entrance.
oh fuck it I love sir's suggestion too much to not use it
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I--> Random flock of birds: Fly down and carry Johnny to the temple
A flock of white doves descend from the sky, lifting you off your feet. One of them blushes; it realized that it had applied too much makeup. The doves fly you to the temple and you land eloquently in front of the entrance.
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I-->
You peer into the temple. It's dark, but you feel as though you are in the presence of such beauty that not even you can help but ejaculate. As you progress forward, your heart beats harder and harder. The place has an archaic, untouched feel. As you move through the temple, you stop feeling bound to the earth, until you finally ascend. All you see is a powerful light, and you feel immersed in a sort of chaotic pulchritude. Light patterns sear and remold your face, and you know you have risen to an unreal beauty. Slowly, you drift off into a deep sleep, feeling yourself fade into obscurity, drifting away onto a cloud.
You peer into the temple. It's dark, but you feel as though you are in the presence of such beauty that not even you can help but ejaculate. As you progress forward, your heart beats harder and harder. The place has an archaic, untouched feel. As you move through the temple, you stop feeling bound to the earth, until you finally ascend. All you see is a powerful light, and you feel immersed in a sort of chaotic pulchritude. Light patterns sear and remold your face, and you know you have risen to an unreal beauty. Slowly, you drift off into a deep sleep, feeling yourself fade into obscurity, drifting away onto a cloud.
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Your sleep is filled with light. When you close your eyes. you no longer see black, but a golden, beautiful light. After returning to the physical world, this light emanates from you. Grown women weep openly and fall to their knees when you pass them on the street. Babies actually die, their young minds could not handle the new experience of such extreme elegance. Several teenage girls are put into comas. You turn thousands of heterosexual men gay.
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In the crowd, you see a familiar face. You couldn't quite put your mind on it at first, but now you know. Now you remember.
"Hello master," you say.
"Hello master," you say.
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Your Sensei glares at you, eyes filled with anger and disappointment.
Above you, the pilot of a plane sees you and has a mental breakdown. he will never attain such beauty. He lets go of the controls, and the plane goes into a sharp dive, until finally it crashes into a mall and explodes. Thousands die.
Above you, the pilot of a plane sees you and has a mental breakdown. he will never attain such beauty. He lets go of the controls, and the plane goes into a sharp dive, until finally it crashes into a mall and explodes. Thousands die.
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> Attempt to use your beauty to revive them
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*this is a planned intermission*
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"Lol, they got dead'd!" you say.
You are absolutely, unequivocally, with out question, not the biggest retard on the planet. This is, by all means, fact.
"I dissented against this, you fool. Now look at what you've done."
"I ain't dun nuttin' wrong," you bark, somehow coming out sounding boyish and angelic. "Now if you going to continue to be and faggurt, I'mma have to make you get deaded too!"
"Bah," Sensei Okaiahmae replies. "You can't kill me. I will end you."
You begin to walk towards him. Walking turns into running, and running, in turn, becomes a sprint. He doesn't move. What a dumpass.
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"Lol, they got dead'd!" you say.
You are absolutely, unequivocally, with out question, not the biggest retard on the planet. This is, by all means, fact.
"I dissented against this, you fool. Now look at what you've done."
"I ain't dun nuttin' wrong," you bark, somehow coming out sounding boyish and angelic. "Now if you going to continue to be and faggurt, I'mma have to make you get deaded too!"
"Bah," Sensei Okaiahmae replies. "You can't kill me. I will end you."
You begin to walk towards him. Walking turns into running, and running, in turn, becomes a sprint. He doesn't move. What a dumpass.
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Oops, sorryTateos wrote:*this is a planned intermission*
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I-->
He raises his hand, and it is as black as the night. No, blacker. It has no color, it is the absence of light.
No wait, it's even darker than that.
He raises his hand, and it is as black as the night. No, blacker. It has no color, it is the absence of light.
No wait, it's even darker than that.
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Being the dumpass you are, you keep sprinting forward. "Wow, you painted your hand black. Ha ha, you're a giiiiiiirl!" you say.
You raise your fist so you can punch him when you get there.
Man, you've been sprinting for a while. Your fingernails will be a mess. Better get a manicure after this.
You raise your fist so you can punch him when you get there.
Man, you've been sprinting for a while. Your fingernails will be a mess. Better get a manicure after this.
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Your face collides full on with his hand.
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The searing pain from the |anti-light| is almost unbearable. It's freezing, but it feels like your face is being burned off at the same time. All of the light is drained from your face, and you feel a dark power take form inside of you. You feel strangely wise, almost as the |anti-light| has aged you.
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Next update is drawn, bitches.
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!!!
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Probably going to download the software for my tablet tomorrow.
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Awesome :D
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Hnnnnnnnnnnng
Update later today.
Update later today.
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