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Fri May 03, 2013 2:00 am by Alex

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    Post by Alex Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:38 am

    Here's how this is going to work.
    You guys tell The Hoefather what to do, and I draw a picture and write a little to bring these actions to life.
    Have you ever seen any of the MS Paint adventures? Well, this is one of them.

    You are the Hoefather. You are an extremely handsome mafia boss working in a warehouse in an unspecified city. You stop to wonder why you still don't know where you live, but then immediately. You look around, and notice that everything is poorly drawn. On your desk there is a jar labeled "NOMS", there is an Uzi leaning against your desk, and there is a floating box labeled "ARMS" near the wall.
    What do you do?

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    Post by Ptero Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:04 am

    >Retrieve arms from box
    (Also, I saw this on the MSPA forums. did you post it there too?)
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    Post by Alex Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:12 am

    Ptero wrote:>Retrieve arms from box
    (Also, I saw this on the MSPA forums. did you post it there too?)

    Yeah, I just figured I would give it another go.
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    Post by Alex Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:16 am

    >Retrieve arms from box

    You are now Spiderman.
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    Post by Ptero Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:18 am

    > Climb onto the ceiling with your spider arms
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    Post by Alex Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:24 am

    > Climb onto the ceiling with your spider arms

    The arms that you duct taped to your sides did not hold as well as you expected.

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    Post by Ptero Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:29 am

    > Pick up the mini-uzi.
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    Post by Alex Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:35 am

    Ptero wrote:> Pick up the mini-uzi.

    You feel empowered.
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    Post by Ptero Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:39 am

    > shoot the window
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    Post by Alex Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:54 am

    >shoot the window

    Wow, what a fucking waste of time!
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    Post by Ptero Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:59 am

    > Look for a door
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    Post by Alex Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:26 pm

    >Look for a door

    You gaze over yonder, to thy door. Unfortunately, thyself barred up thy door, when the constables found thy warehouse.
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    Post by Ptero Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:36 pm

    > Look in the noms jar.
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    Post by Alex Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:49 pm

    >Look in the noms jar.

    You look in your jar of noms, and wonder why you labeled it that way. Not only is the smell putrid, but the contents of the jar look acidic.
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    Post by LDAF Sun Aug 08, 2010 8:02 pm

    >Start masturbating furiously.
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    Post by enzzin Sun Aug 08, 2010 8:10 pm

    Jump out the window
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    Post by Ptero Sun Aug 08, 2010 8:24 pm

    > Look out window before jumping
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    Post by enzzin Sun Aug 08, 2010 8:30 pm

    >Ignore Ptero post and jump out the window.
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    Post by Kyle Sun Aug 08, 2010 10:08 pm

    Take mini-uzi to head and pull trigger
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    Post by Alex Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:22 pm

    LDAF wrote:>Start masturbating furiously.

    You can't, your arms are simply just too short! The mascara runs down your face as you weep at your loss.

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    Post by Alex Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:24 pm

    >Jump out the window.

    Well, that was anti-climactic.

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    Post by enzzin Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:26 pm

    Tateos wrote:>Jump out the window.

    Well, that was anti-climactic.

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    Post by Alex Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:46 pm

    enzzin wrote:
    Tateos wrote:>Jump out the window.

    Well, that was anti-climactic.

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    win

    :3

    Thanks, I try to include humor whenever I can.
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    Post by enzzin Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:52 pm

    >Pick up flower and examine it.
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    Post by Alex Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:08 am

    enzzin wrote:>Pick up flower and examine it.

    It appears to be a normal flower.

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