You guys tell The Hoefather what to do, and I draw a picture and write a little to bring these actions to life.
Have you ever seen any of the MS Paint adventures? Well, this is one of them.
You are the Hoefather. You are an extremely handsome mafia boss working in a warehouse in an unspecified city. You stop to wonder why you still don't know where you live, but then immediately. You look around, and notice that everything is poorly drawn. On your desk there is a jar labeled "NOMS", there is an Uzi leaning against your desk, and there is a floating box labeled "ARMS" near the wall.
What do you do?
- Chapter One Map:
Start
Retrieve arms from box
Climb onto the ceiling with your spider arms
Pick up the mini-uzi
Shoot the window
Look for a door
Look in the noms jar
Start masturbating furiously
Jump out the window
Pick up the flower and examine it
Put the flower in the noms jar
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Put the flower in the hat
Look around as suavely as possible
Find out where the fuck you are
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Experience a mindfuck like no mindfuck ever before
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Shoot a door into the warehouse
Check to see if it worked
check for another room
Stop being a pussy and enter the room
Check to see if there are any other buildings outside of your window
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Back to the main room
SHOOT DAT MUDDAFUCKIN WALL TIL IT'S GONE
to be coninued
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