Solis

"Don't try anything funny! I have a hand mirror!"

"..."

He proceeds to laugh for a good twenty minutes. Maybe because you're threatening him with a fucking mirror.

"You done now?"

"Yeah."

"Where the hell am I? Who the hell are you? Why is there a fucking trail of gasoline?"

"In order: We don't really know, its just a forest, I'm Jacob, we'll explain that later. Now, how the hell did YOU get here?"

"I woke up somewhere in that direction. I don't know what happened before that. My name is Broskif, by the way."

"That is the most fucking retarded name I have ever heard in my life. I'm pretty sure, at least."

>Sheath your mighty hand mirror, and ask Jacob where you go from here, or perhaps where there might be some water and/or a town.

Punch Jacob in his funky ass neck for making fun of your glorious name.

Cryotechnic wrote:We don't really know,

Ask him how many other people there are around here

"Say, you know where I could get some water? Or maybe a place to stay?"

"Yeah, we have a place over this way."

"We?"

"Yeah, there's three other people besides me that lives there. Its just a bunch of tiny cabin-like things"

"Are they huge dickholes who make fun of names too?"

"Your name just sucks"

He beckons in the exact same direction that you were heading anyway. You're pretty fucking miffed at this guy.

Kill him.

No one says shit about your name.

No one.

Follow him because YOLO

Shit, son.
Follow the man and inform him that he can call you Dex or Janet; it's really his choice.

No one.

You follow him to...wherever you're going. WHO KNOWS.

"Don't make fun of my goddamn name. It is the BEST NAME."

"Except, for you know, normal names. Who names their kid BROSKIF?"

"Hell if I know. I thought of it when I woke up."

"Why?"

"...I dont know. Call me a normal name, I don't know."

"We'll think of a better one once we reach the others."

ask about wominz

Ask him if you're there yet

"Are we there yet?"

"Almost, don't start that shit"

"...Soooooooooo...There are like, chicks, right?"

"Two. One of em is always hanging out with the other guy, and the other girl isn't interested in anybody. Not interested in many THINGS either.

Cryotechnic wrote:"Are we there yet?"

"Almost, don't start that shit"

"...Soooooooooo...There are like, chicks, right?"

"Two. One of em is always hanging out with the other guy, and the other girl isn't interested in anybody. Not interested in many THINGS either.

Turn your swag levels up just to be safe

Izanami wrote:

Cryotechnic wrote:"Are we there yet?"

"Almost, don't start that shit"

"...Soooooooooo...There are like, chicks, right?"

"Two. One of em is always hanging out with the other guy, and the other girl isn't interested in anybody. Not interested in many THINGS either.

Turn your swag levels up just to be safe

lmfao

You adjust your SWAG stat to be as high as it can naturally go. Your SWAG is now 60. Damn that is a lot of swag.

That's one of your MIRROR's inherent abilities: to adjust your SWAG levels to your natural swag limit. Which, is at the moment, 60.

>"So, do you guys have houses, or caves, or what?"

"So, you guys have houses right?"

"Yeah. Not much, but they work. Zach rigged up a heating system for them so the winters don't kill us"

"We're almost there.

Whistle a merry tune until you arrive

>"So, what are the others like?"

"So, what are the others like?"

"Well, there's Zach, who doesn't talk to me or Cassie all that much. He's mostly sitting around in his workshop all day."

"Then there's Jess, who is generally the only one who Zach talks to. She tends to draw a lot."

"Then there's Cassie, who's quite the ice queen. Your SWAG doesn't mean much in that department. Not the best idea to try."

You then proceed to whistle the merriest tune that befits someone like you. until you arrive at...wherever this place is.

Pimp slap Cassie to show her that you are the alpha male

You aren't THERE yet numbnuts!

well then walk faster

Finally arrive after whistling the same tune over and over again>