Solis

You prepare to walk past the bears, and leave all this crazy nonsense behind. The BATTLE GRID has been disengaged (permanently), and you begin to head away from all this crazy bullshit. We're off the rails now!



Or, you would be, if the bears wern't just completely incinerated in front of you. Now there's just a big wall of fire in front of you.

"Sorry, kid, you're not going anywhere, for more than a few reasons."

Spoiler:

I don't even know what's going on anymore.

Welp.

You basically get dragged back to the camp by Zach. He promptly decides he doesn't want anything to do with you and leaves, and the other one follows. It's been an hour and you've already pissed off a quarter of the native population.

"Hey, new kid! C'mere!"

The girl calling for you looks more than a bit unhinged from here. It'd be best to proceed with caution.

Run over and scream HEYHOWAREYOUI'MBROSKIFNICETOMEETYOU at the crazy lady

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"HEYHOWAREYOUI'MBROSKIFNICETOMEETYOU"


"Yeah yeah, I know already. Why the hell were you fucking associating with those two magic fuckers?"



"Nobody told me I shouldn't. Speaking of that, Why shouldn't I?"


"Because they're not fucking human that's fucking why!"

It occurs to you that this person might actually be completely fucking bonkers.

Ask if she's a human. And then if you're even human. EXISTENTIAL CRISIS MODE ACTIVATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

"Oh god. Are you a human? Am I a human? IS ANYBODY A HUMAN?"


"First of all, just shut the hell up and listen. Second of all, it's just them.


"A while ago, I don't remember how long it was, that guy was sick. Real fucking sick, couldn't move or nothing. Was real fucked up. He went up and dieBut wait, he's still aroundDID I NOT FUCKING TELL YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M FUCKING GETTING TO THAT. Anyway, he went and died, because that's one of a handful of things that sick people do. His ho of a girlfriend made us all leave, then the weirdest shit started to happen, and I started peekin in through the window. She fucking started to blah blah crazy shit nobody cares about"

What the fuck are you even listening to, this is the dumbest shit you've ever heard. Unfortunately, your SWAG compels you to listen to this stupid, stupid story at the behest of this CRAZY CHICK.

Continue to listen and swagger at the same time. #based

"...And then I swear, a guy made of fuckin' fire came out of the body! It was that guy, but he was literally made of fuckin' fire! They just sat around, talking about some shit I didn't hear, and then she did some ritual healing bullshit, fuck if I know, and put the guy back into his body! But she must have fucked it up, like she does to everything, and he was fuckin' spewing fire everywhere! That's why his face is all fucked up, and why he wears bandages!"

"Mm-hm. Are you sure you weren't, like, on something when you 'saw' this?"

"Well, I've been eating some mushrooms from way out in the forest, but they can't be bad if I'm not dyin' or getting sick from them."

Welp, that explains it.

Ask if she has some spare mushrooms she could give you for science reasons