Live Text Adventure Night 9
Alex- Master of Ceremonies
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Join date : 2010-07-30
Age : 28
Location : somwhere
Occurrence: Saturday, June 1st
Any volunteers for hosting?
Last edited by Pointed Stick on Sun May 05, 2013 11:54 pm; edited 2 times in total
Any volunteers for hosting?
Last edited by Pointed Stick on Sun May 05, 2013 11:54 pm; edited 2 times in total
O_O LTAN 9, YAY
i might do a thing if i'm not busy
im acutlaly gonna drop in on this one
Postponed to June 1st.
I have important stuff going on on the 17th and the 24th.
Unless we have already passed august by the 31st.
I have important stuff going on on the 17th and the 24th.
Unless we have already passed august by the 31st.
Damn, you really want to beat August 2010. How many posts did you get then?
walkinator wrote:Damn, you really want to beat August 2010. How many posts did you get then?
1798. I've changed my long explanation of why I want to beat August 2010 so badly to:
I WANT TO BELIEVE
How does this work
I will be here on June 1st for LTAN 9, and I will be getting drunk and eating pizza while trying to maintain some semblance of logic for the LTA.
I look forward to this...and Aktve, Live Text Adventure Night is fun. I've only made it to one so far lol but here's the jist as far as I know:
The front page becomes an IRC chat thingy, you join there....then someone is hosting, the time I made it walkinator was our host. He sets us up with a scenario, and its kinda like D&D w/o dice...or a manual...or rules.
Host: You find yourself in a room.
You: Look around.
Host: You see a box, but there's dust covering the label.
You: Remove dust, read label.
Host: You see that the box contains 2 dozen dragon dildos, but its locked.
You: Spooge in lock to release the mechanism like using WD-40 to unstick rust.
Host: You put your dick in the lock and it gets stuck.
You: Cut off penor.
Host: You are now a man w/o a penor and you're bleeding everywhere.
This is just an example, it takes multiple people to make this work right because it takes multiple creative sources to drive the LTAN... Kinda like the text adventures we have on HO, only live and w/o pictures...and more fast paced.
There should be a log somewhere..someone find this boy a log!
Host: You find a log. Good for you.
I look forward to this...and Aktve, Live Text Adventure Night is fun. I've only made it to one so far lol but here's the jist as far as I know:
The front page becomes an IRC chat thingy, you join there....then someone is hosting, the time I made it walkinator was our host. He sets us up with a scenario, and its kinda like D&D w/o dice...or a manual...or rules.
Host: You find yourself in a room.
You: Look around.
Host: You see a box, but there's dust covering the label.
You: Remove dust, read label.
Host: You see that the box contains 2 dozen dragon dildos, but its locked.
You: Spooge in lock to release the mechanism like using WD-40 to unstick rust.
Host: You put your dick in the lock and it gets stuck.
You: Cut off penor.
Host: You are now a man w/o a penor and you're bleeding everywhere.
This is just an example, it takes multiple people to make this work right because it takes multiple creative sources to drive the LTAN... Kinda like the text adventures we have on HO, only live and w/o pictures...and more fast paced.
There should be a log somewhere..someone find this boy a log!
Host: You find a log. Good for you.
Rahvin1isbest wrote:He sets us up with a scenario, and its kinda like D&D w/o dice...or a manual...or rules.
this is actually the most accurate explanation of LTAN ever given besides "wacky interactive storytelling"
i might host this one, even though i'm a bad writer.
I'll hopefully join in, though I would suck at hosting
I'm excited that you might make it sirpwn, we had so much fun last time! :D
I think Walk was a pretty good host. I wasn't paying attention to most of it, but when I dropped in it seemed like it was going well.
I think my biggest problem is that I try to fit in too much story and people get bored. Also, only one of the times that I've hosted has there been a good amount of people in the room.
I think my biggest problem is that I try to fit in too much story and people get bored. Also, only one of the times that I've hosted has there been a good amount of people in the room.
i've only ever hosted the first time when i was still pitching the idea.
jettisoned off the face of the earth
jettisoned off the face of the earth
Really though guys, the more the better. Give a big ol' fuck you to real life and tell people you can't do anything on June 1st.
Party? Fuck that shit, motherfucker.
Intervention? Give that motherfucker all the crack he need.
Religious event? Treesus is the one true god, goddammit.
Interview? You ain't goin' need no job with my foot up your ass 24/7.
Birth of your first child? That motherfucker can wait, you've got a text adventure to attend!
Party? Fuck that shit, motherfucker.
Intervention? Give that motherfucker all the crack he need.
Religious event? Treesus is the one true god, goddammit.
Interview? You ain't goin' need no job with my foot up your ass 24/7.
Birth of your first child? That motherfucker can wait, you've got a text adventure to attend!
Pointed Stick wrote:Interview? You ain't goin' need no job with my foot up your ass 24/7.
aww man i had an interview scheduled for a saturday night.
Those saturday night interviews.
You dancing for tips, bb?
You dancing for tips, bb?
being a male stripper is the best job in the world
Can't you get a job at a different strip club? I know student loans make economic life hard, but this is p. important. there are other poles to rub your dong on in the sea.
i have to pay my student loans back SOMEHOW
June 1st, this shit is happening.
Parties? ROFL
Fake parties that end up being interventions?! ROFLMORE!
Religion? I already got the night off, God says there are only so many chances to be at our LTAN night and he's hella jelly he wasn't invited.
Interview?! Fuck that shit, I SMOEK POT just that that for all the answers for my interview.
BIRTH OF FIRST CHILD? There will be more, i'll catch it next time.
This is happening, we'll make sure to mention it on every post and start giving warnings by what day its gonna be. First warning, the first of june is not THIS saturday, but the saturday after.
That's a little under 2 weeks away, i'll give more reminders and stuff as it happens :) Not this saturday.. next. like 12 days or something.
ITS SUNDAY FOR YOU SIR. NOT THIS SUNDAY. NEXT SUNDAY.
Parties? ROFL
Fake parties that end up being interventions?! ROFLMORE!
Religion? I already got the night off, God says there are only so many chances to be at our LTAN night and he's hella jelly he wasn't invited.
Interview?! Fuck that shit, I SMOEK POT just that that for all the answers for my interview.
BIRTH OF FIRST CHILD? There will be more, i'll catch it next time.
This is happening, we'll make sure to mention it on every post and start giving warnings by what day its gonna be. First warning, the first of june is not THIS saturday, but the saturday after.
That's a little under 2 weeks away, i'll give more reminders and stuff as it happens :) Not this saturday.. next. like 12 days or something.
ITS SUNDAY FOR YOU SIR. NOT THIS SUNDAY. NEXT SUNDAY.
Luckily it's the sunday AFTER my friends birthday party. Swaggity swag.
swag indeed, sirpwnington
I would like to participate but I am not sure that I will be alive
Aktve wrote:I would like to participate but I am not sure that I will be alive
wat
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