I'm proud of you Jazz, you go girl! You are a god!
Also, I started a new skyrim character so that I could get shadowmere back, she's worth 2-3 days of gameplay to get. I don't give a fuck about the other 30-40 some odd levels I'm going to lose, shadowmere is worth 30-40 levels. She is my only companion I trust out here..it'd be like if boone died. Like you gotta have boone.
Not even cuz she's the best horse you'll ever own in any game, but because she is srs a companion. I have said, out loud: "C'mon shadowmere, lets go." over 500 times in my life. She's my friend, she understands what I need her to do and not do, and she is there when everyone else is so fragile and dies all the time.
Then she died. My heart hurts from every game where shadowmere has died...
Shadowmere and rahvin sittin in a tree, k-i-l-l-i-n-g
Here's a poem i'm going to write about shadowmere:
Sitting on the park bench --
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot is running down his nose --
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Shadowmere
Drying in the cold sun --
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Shadowmere
Feeling like a dead duck --
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Whoa, Shadowmere
Sun streaking cold --
an old man wandering lonely.
Taking time
the only way he knows.
Leg hurting bad, (he used to be an adventurer like you)
as he bends to pick a dog-end --
he goes down to the bog
and warms his feet.
Feeling alone --
the army's up the road
salvation a la mode and
a cup of tea.
Shadowmere my friend --
don't you start away uneasy
you poor old sod, you see, it's only me.
Do you still remember
The December's foggy freeze --
when the ice that
clings on to your beard was
screaming agony.
And you snatch your rattling last breaths
with deep-sea-diver sounds,
and the flowers bloom like
madness in the spring.
- Spoiler:
PSYCH! Those are the lyrics to Aqualung by Jethro Tull with Shadowmere in place of the word Aqualung. And the arrow in the knee joke. You'll find nothing skyrim related in jethro tull. *big sigh* no skyrim songs...what a dumb band.
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