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Re: Zombies are banging at my door

by Kyle Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:56 pm

Omega wrote:>reinforce door. then put a bunch of furniture in front of it.

i hold square on my ps3 controller and the door is magically reinforced. i place a chair of forgiveness, a sofa of reflection, and a coffee table of blatant misogyny in front of the door.

i feel as if i haven't really accomplished anything, as i have only killed two zombies.

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by Tetris Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:33 pm

>Confirm the number of zombies that are still... alive?

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by Alex Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:37 pm

>Search for a gun. This is Texas, it would not make sense for there not to be a gun somewhere in your living space.

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by Kyle Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:57 pm

Omega wrote:>Confirm the number of zombies that are still... alive?

there's gotta be at least 100. i'm pretty much fucked unless i have a gun

Tateos wrote:>Search for a gun. This is Texas, it would not make sense for there not to be a gun somewhere in your living space.

of course! i found a desert eagle next to my confederate flag and 6 pack of PBR

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by Rahvin Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:12 pm

> Come in from the pool party and help others do things they're doing.

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by Alex Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:35 pm

fuck wrote:

Omega wrote:>Confirm the number of zombies that are still... alive?

there's gotta be at least 100. i'm pretty much fucked unless i have a gun

Tateos wrote:>Search for a gun. This is Texas, it would not make sense for there not to be a gun somewhere in your living space.

of course! i found a desert eagle next to my confederate flag and 6 pack of PBR

>Attempt to shovel all of the Pabst Blue Ribbon into your back pocket, wielding the confederate flag in one hand and the desert eagle in the other; for 'Murica, of course.

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by Kyle Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:06 am

Rahvin the Elf wrote:> Come in from the pool party and help others do things they're doing.

twist end to chapter one: there was no pool party :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO endless Os

Tateos wrote:>Attempt to shovel all of the Pabst Blue Ribbon into your back pocket, wielding the confederate flag in one hand and the desert eagle in the other; for 'Murica, of course.

i do this while screaming THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN, alerting my wife. she asks me where i got all this stuff from and why our lamp is broken.

what say

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by Alex Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:15 am

>"The lamp died in a valiant effort to save planet earth. The mission was a success, The Confederacy now owns the southern part of the US, and there are zombies at the door."

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by Gnome Child Mon Dec 24, 2012 6:03 pm

Tateos wrote:>"The lamp died in a valiant effort to save planet earth. The mission was a success, The Confederacy now owns the southern part of the US, and there are zombies at the door."

This