Zombies are banging at my door

what do

>_

>politely request they leave

amazing thread. riveting realism :)P):)L:)L):):)L:

Omega wrote:>politely request they leave

they aren't responding to my politeness. it seems they're just interested in my brains. i think i should get a weapon or something

>_

They're not that unreasonable, they just want to eat your brains.

unfortunately i kind of need my brains to think.

the zombies are coming ever closer. what shall i do?

>Look for something heavy or something sharp

>Kill yourself so that you have the last laugh

Gwen wrote:>Kill yourself so that you have the last laugh

no.

SirSnowington wrote:>Look for something heavy or something sharp

i found a lamp in my bedroom. i think that'll have to do for now.

the earth turns upside down. it is now summer.

what do

it is now summer.

POOL PARTY!!!

Oh wait, Sirpwn prolly has xmas pool parties.

Lucky guy <3

Dude, it's not like they're going to eat your eyes.

>Contact Gaben

>Ponder how the world turned upside down spontaneously

Omega wrote:>Ponder how the world turned upside down spontaneously

while i was pondering the zombies ate my brains. i'm still alive, but i have a sudden craving for brains and my skin is falling off.

Revert time to before you pondered and then don't do that.

i have reversed time with my magic cock.

i found a lamp in my bedroom. i think that'll have to do for now.

the earth turns upside down. it is now summer.

what do

>take off your clothes and throw them out the window to distract zombies

>Start beating the shit out of zombies with your LAMP OF GREAT MAULING

>don't listen to Tateos

> Acquire a blunt instrument. As in, a literal instrument.

Gwen wrote:>take off your clothes and throw them out the window to distract zombies

instead of doing this, as being naked will make me totally defenseless if i lose this lamp, i throw some other clothes out the window. the zombies seemed pretty distracted until they realized clothes are not brains.

Tateos wrote:>Start beating the shit out of zombies with your LAMP OF GREAT MAULING

i open the door and greet the zombies with a lamp in their faces. after killing 2 zombies, the lamp breaks in half. this lamp costed $50 and i think my wife will be irritated when she finds out about this.

SirSnowington wrote:> Acquire a blunt instrument. As in, a literal instrument.

i am now armed with a tenor saxophone that i played when i was in high school varsity band that i happen to have for some reason.

>Momentarily contemplate how dead people who have been decomposed for years, for decades can have enough life flow through their bodies to allow them to perform basic functions such as walking or consuming brains.

While doing so, take care to not be eaten by the undead horde.

>take a snack break and invite a zombie in to chat with you

Omega wrote:>Momentarily contemplate how dead people who have been decomposed for years, for decades can have enough life flow through their bodies to allow them to perform basic functions such as walking or consuming brains.

While doing so, take care to not be eaten by the undead horde.

i assume it's magic and move on.

my front door is weakening

>reinforce door. then put a bunch of furniture in front of it.