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Pikmin 3 is officially a thing that will happen
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I don't get pikmin
someone explain to me what pikmin is
someone explain to me what pikmin is
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Lord Tetros wrote:I don't get pikmin
someone explain to me what pikmin is
Basically, you control very tiny plant people to get all your shit done, like the lazy ass you are. The first game, you crash land on the planet and save the pikmin from extinction with your forced slavery and repopulation to get all your ship parts. Then once you get back, your money-grubbing boss sells your ship and the one thing you brought back for your kid. Then you and some other douche go to the planet to make a whole fuckin bunch of money.
That is the basic premise.
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AJfriss wrote:Lord Tetros wrote:I don't get pikmin
someone explain to me what pikmin is
Basically, you control very tiny plant people to get all your shit done, like the lazy ass you are. The first game, you crash land on the planet and save the pikmin from extinction with your forced slavery and repopulation to get all your ship parts. Then once you get back, your money-grubbing boss sells your ship and the one thing you brought back for your kid. Then you and some other douche go to the planet to make a whole fuckin bunch of money.
That is the basic premise.
why don't they just call it capitalism?
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Re: Pikmin 3 is officially a thing that will happen
by grimAuxiliatrix Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:07 pm
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Tateos wrote:AJfriss wrote:Lord Tetros wrote:I don't get pikmin
someone explain to me what pikmin is
Basically, you control very tiny plant people to get all your shit done, like the lazy ass you are. The first game, you crash land on the planet and save the pikmin from extinction with your forced slavery and repopulation to get all your ship parts. Then once you get back, your money-grubbing boss sells your ship and the one thing you brought back for your kid. Then you and some other douche go to the planet to make a whole fuckin bunch of money.
That is the basic premise.
why don't they just call it capitalism?
I made a huge, multi-paragraph long post explaining and detailing the exact nature of capitalism in and out of pikmin.
But then that didn't go through so in the end its this:
Yes, for the first half of the second game, it is essentially this.
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Re: Pikmin 3 is officially a thing that will happen
by grimAuxiliatrix Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:38 pm
all the colored folks shall be enslaved under the white man and his fat friend.
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I want to control more than 100 of them.
5000 at a time seems like an appropriate number of pikmen
5000 at a time seems like an appropriate number of pikmen
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daethdrain wrote:I want to control more than 100 of them.
5000 at a time seems like an appropriate number of pikmen
Its funny because there are actually five types of pikmin that aren't huge dicks parasiting into animals and controlling them.
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so there were two gamecube pikmin games and now i'm assuming this one is for the WiiU (Pronounced by chipcheezum as wee-oo)
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AJfriss wrote:daethdrain wrote:I want to control more than 100 of them.
5000 at a time seems like an appropriate number of pikmen
Its funny because there are actually five types of pikmin that aren't huge dicks parasiting into animals and controlling them.
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