THE OFFICIAL TATEOS TRAVEL THREAD

Rather than posting a new thread each time I go some place, I'll just keep it all in one spot.
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STATS:
# of times almost entered Canada: 5
# of counties driven by that were on tornado watch: 4
# of close encounters with one or more alligators: 2
# of visits to US Capital: 7+
# of methods of transport: 6
# of states shat in: 20-27
# of mountaintop snowball fights taken place in the summer: 3
# of times mini-van broke down: 12-14
# of GPS "shortcuts" (4-7 hour longcuts): 3
# of GPS shortcuts: 7
# of dark clouds of mosquitoes sprinted away from: 2
# of trips not riddled with incessant bickering: 1?
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STATES THAT I HAVE SPENT THE MOST AMOUNT OF TIME IN (COLLECTIVE):
1. Rhode Island: give or take 15.5 years
2. Washington: 6 months or so
3. Maryland: 5 months or so
4. Maine: almost 2 weeks
5. Massachusetts: 12-14 days
6. Vermont: 9-12 days
7. Florida: 10 days
8. California: 8 days
9. New York: 3-5 days
10. Kansas: 3.7 eternities (driving through)
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TRAVEL MAP:
Green: A state I have spent a substantial amount of time in
Blue: A state that I have, at the very least, driven through
Grey Blue: A state that I know I have flown over
Light Blue: A state that I think I have flown over, but am not 100% sure of
Grey: Republican or Hawaii

how do you spend so much time in rhode island oh wait

Tat you know that little island to the right of new york is part of new york, right?

because its green, while the rest of new york isn't.

how did you drive to Louisiana without driving thru the other states?

AJ wrote:Tat you know that little island to the right of new york is part of new york, right?

because its green, while the rest of new york isn't.

Yes, I do. I originally put New York as green but I decided that I haven't spent enough time in it for it to qualify as green. I just forgot to make Long Island blue again.

daethdrain wrote:how did you drive to Louisiana without driving thru the other states?

I flew there, but I was too young for me to remember which states I flew over to get there.

TO CLARIFY:
Green=spent 5+ days (not necessarily consecutive) in the state
Blue=I drove through or I spent 1-4 days in the state

oh I thought you teleported there or something
you should go to texas, it's so great there. not east texas tho. go to west texas. go to midland, child hood home of former president George Bush. I used to live there. anyway there is this place called smoothie king. when you get there get the strawberry extreme. it's so good that you won't even believe it

daethdrain wrote:not east texas tho. go to west texas.

whenever i talk about parts of texas i always name some cities in each part of texas (west has el paso, north has dallas, etc) and all i can say about east texas is that it has racists

Unless my cousin either dies (which would be strange considering how young she is) or hosts a family reunion, it's pretty unlikely that I'm going to Texas anytime soon.

I AM NOW IN MARYLAND

woah that is not rhode island.