by Kyle Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:44 pm
this is how irc tends to be, a mess of conversation
[19:34] < Buckley> Oh man, I was volunteering at a thing and I met a girl
[19:34] < Buckley> So we went back to the volunteer area for lunch, right
[19:34] < Ater> and then she ate you
[19:34] < Buckley> She gets salad so I'm like okay salad time
[19:34] < Puddle> Ok
[19:34] < Buckley> I don't normally eat salad
[19:35] < scgtrp> and then she turned you into a salad and ate you?
[19:35] < Buckley> I don't get eaten
[19:35] < scgtrp> :(
[19:35] < jon> she does?
[19:35] < allyourbass> peanut butter salad time
[19:35] < jon> bad joke, i know.
[19:35] < Puddle> and you had squishy raunchy ranch dressing sex on the picnic table.
[19:35] < Buckley> Well later that night I'm back in my room and decide to take a shit
[19:35] < Puddle> and fell off the side of the concrete wall into the lake.
[19:35] < Buckley> I always admire my shits
[19:35] < allyourbass> raunchy ranch, new from hidden valley
[19:35] < Buckley> I know, weird
[19:35] <@Frowardd> did you name the shit
[19:35] <@Frowardd> after the occasion
[19:35] < vespers> Buckley: I did not see this as a poop story when you started it
[19:35] < Buckley> Well, I get freaked out when I see undigested leaves in my shit
[19:36] < Buckley> What the crap, salad
[19:36] <@Frowardd> yeah salad what is yo deal
[19:36] < Puddle> It's okay, it's just the spores turning you into a plant zombie
[19:36] < Ater> The corn you see in poop is actually just the shell of the corn
[19:36] <@Stereo> shouldn't have eaten that ludicrous display
[19:36] < vespers> Buckley: that;s because you're a human.. you're supposed to eat MEAT
[19:36] < allyourbass> i usually dont inspect my movements unless it's a particularly tough battle
[19:36] <@Stereo> the plastic one
[19:36] < Buckley> vespers: I'm not the type to just tell tales of "conquests"
[19:36] <@Stereo> i usually glance down, just to make sure nothing's off
[19:36] < jon> Buckley: well then the detail about the girl seems unimportant
[19:37] < vespers> Buckley: so tales of ladies are right out, but tales of your weird poop are a-okay?
[19:37] < allyourbass> tales from the poo
[19:37] < Buckley> jon: But the misdirect is important
[19:37] <@Frowardd> my poo recently has been a sort of earthy red color
[19:37] <@Frowardd> can't imagine why, I haven't eaten beets recently
[19:37] < Buckley> vespers: Yeah, it's just poo
[19:37] < Caffeine> The ammout of rapid wheight loss diets for men is staggerlingly low
[19:37] < vespers> Frowardd: have you been eating.. clay?
[19:37] < jon> "i was eating lunch with this girl, there's leaves in my shit"
[19:37] < Buckley> Everyone poops
[19:37] <@Stereo> also, personally i've never seen the corn thing happen, maybe the sweetcorn round here has thinner shells
[19:37] < Buckley> jon: That was too fast
[19:37] < Buckley> You need to slowly build up expectations
[19:37] <@Frowardd> buckley that was a surprisingly great story
[19:38] < vespers> Buckley: I like jon's version actually
[19:38] < Buckley> Then throw a curveball at the reader
[19:38] < allyourbass> it would be even better if you and the girl were having like a shit dual in some public restroom
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