Good night, sweet prince.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/world_now/2011/12/north-korea-says-supreme-leader-kim-jong-il-has-died.html
Kim Jong Il died of a heart attack on the 17th, at the age of 69.
To me, he was a friend and a lover. I remember when we were growing up together. He would always do the zaniest things. One time when we were 10 he told me my parents were dead and lead me to an exact replica of my house. Then he told me that there were zombies outside and he locked me in there, and continued to return with food every day until we were 17. That was when I decided to take the zombies on (I had been hiding for 7 years) and I kicked down my door to find out that everything was perfectly normal. Silly Kim, you little rascal you. My parents were worried sick.

I'm sure you guys have stories to share. He was such an easygoing guy.

A true friend and brother indeed. Once, in our childhood, we spent an entire summer building an awesome tree house. And at the very end, while we were admiring our craft, it explodes violently. As it turns out, it contained actual zombies. Except, two days later, I found out it was several homeless people.


I always hated homeless people.

I drugged Kim Jong-Il and I have been feeding his political decisions to him since he became dictator.

Good times.

That's ill. il ill

also 69

Kim was never nice to me, I always saw him frolicking around with his balloons and lollipops, but he never shared. He rubbed it in my face that he was cooler than me, and even stole my shiny red trike from underneath me. I cried for days until his mom made him give it back, she was a nice old lady and when I turned of age she gave me my first blowjob, followed by my first rusty trombone.

Come to think if it, that was the only rusty trombone I ever got...its kinda off-putting tbh.

RIP Evil Warlord

I never liked the dude. He always got super pissed when he lost at Risk and flipped the board. Good riddance.

Dude, he got pretty hard core with Risk. He literally dropped a tiny nuclear bomb on my troops. That shit was real too, it actually contained a small amount of weapons grade uranium.

Too bad he never did that on America.

He was a dick. Whenever we would play Monopoly he'd take money from the bank when I wasn't looking. >:I