So yeah

Y so quiet guise

we're hunting

I'm stuck in a cave...

I hoarded 9k cheez into this cave and it was filled to da roof.

Den I eated all da cheez.

Now I'm as big as this cave.... and sad...and kinda hungry cuz i been stuck in here for like 3 days. and my tummy hurts cuz i can't pass 9k cheez out da otha end so im just liek stuck and sad.

And something is biting my tail but i cnt reach it cuz im so fat.

and i peed on myself..

and i cant roll over and my back hurts. and im lonely and i think that thing biting me doesn't wanna be my friend even though i said hi and was like "hao is ur day" he was like "fuck you" and I was like "im sorry, i want 2 maek ur day better" and he was like "stupid fucking people." n I was liek "So, are you not having a great day?" and he looked me in da eyez and he sayd "No, because stupid fucking people don't know what rhetoric is" n i was like "yeah, i no wut rhetoric is, n he was liek "No you don't dont. You're a fucking moron, that's why you work at a fucking faaast foood restaurant."

So I got all super serious!

I responded with, "Do you always cuss out people you don't know, when they're only trying to help?"

And he said nothing. So I asked, "Can I do anything to make your day better?"

And he said "Fuck you."

Now, I had just punched in for the day, like been here a minute and this guy was here before I even got there so he's just standin around waiting for his food.

And I responded with "If this is the way you treat people, then no wonder you're always having such lousy days. Maybe if you treated people better you'd find people actually treat you with respect."

And he responded with "I'm tired of this fuckin shit, and you're an idiot!"

And I said, "Sir I'll get you your refund, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave the restaurant."

And he was like "I'm just gonna get my damn food and go."

And I was like "Ok, but now you've been asked to leave the property and if you don't leave after I get this refund, then I'll have to call the police because that's trespassing."

So I went and got my manager to help me deal with the unruly customer who's cussing everyone out.

Instead of giving him the refund, and kicking him out, like we're SUPPOSED to do....we just gave him his food.

He won. He came in, vomited hate on everyone around him, and got away with it... I had no backup. This new store sucks.... FUCKING MATT.

Rahvin, I seriously cried from laughing so hard

Level wrote:Rahvin, I seriously cried from laughing so hard

I'm glad you liked it! What was your favorite part?

Rahvin wrote:

Level wrote:Rahvin, I seriously cried from laughing so hard

I'm glad you liked it! What was your favorite part?

I loved the whole thing, but the very last bit was what put me over the top

Level wrote:

Rahvin wrote:

Level wrote:Rahvin, I seriously cried from laughing so hard

I'm glad you liked it! What was your favorite part?

I loved the whole thing, but the very last bit was what put me over the top

That crazy Matt and his wacky getting Rahvin fired antics

Rahvin wrote:Things and stuff

Lolwtf, it took me a while to realise that you were actually being serious after the cheese part. But anyway that guy sounds like a huge douche, if he comes there again make his food shit.

I probably would have just gone into shock and started reciting East of Eden in it's entirety to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.

Tateos wrote:I probably would have just gone into shock and started reciting East of Eden in it's entirety to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.

East of eden is too long to be recited in nearly 6 minutes

800 posts suck it

Hectic wrote:

Tateos wrote:I probably would have just gone into shock and started reciting East of Eden in it's entirety to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.

East of eden is too long to be recited in nearly 6 minutes

800 posts suck it

I said the tune of it, it can be repeated at the end.

SHUT UP

Omegaforce wrote:SHUT UP

SHUT WHAT UP?