The blandwit gentleman

In case you are unfamiliar with MSPAs, they are simmilar to text based games. you tell the characters what to do and I draw it. We shall begin.
You are a very bland witted gentleman. You are standing on a large box. On the ground there is a large letter P. It is such terrible weather, it seems to be snowing black snow. You have misplaced several items. You are missing an exquisite cane, an extraordinary top hat, your shoe polish of shining, and a box of rather expensive condoms. With your bland wit, you have forgotten your name, what is your name?

> Mannerly Highbrow

SirPwnington wrote:> Mannerly Highbrow

you ponder the name "Mannerly Highbrow" but then remember that you are already good chaps with your old pal, the Mannerly Highbrow

> Sir Fancyhat III

Also, find your top hat immediately! No real gentlemen would be caught dead without one!

John Smith.
A bland name for a bland gentleman.

You first ponder the name Sir Fancyhat the third, but it isnt bland enough for you, so you go with the name John Smith. You are quite satisfied, you even break out a beautiful British smile.

Oh yeah, we have to be BLAND don't we? Anyway, realise there's no point in living without your top hat, throw yourself off the box.

SirPwnington wrote:Oh yeah, we have to be BLAND don't we? Anyway, realise there's no point in living without your top hat, throw yourself off the box.

off which side of the box?

walkinator wrote:

SirPwnington wrote:Oh yeah, we have to be BLAND don't we? Anyway, realise there's no point in living without your top hat, throw yourself off the box.

off which side of the box?

The one you're facing of course!

> Jump off the side of the box that you are facing
You shed a single tear as you throw yourself off the box.
You are pulled in by the box's gravity, you land on a side of the box with the letter O.
The side of the box that you landed on lights up.

Aha! Look around this side of the box.

>look around this side of the box
The only thing here is a lit up O.

Discover that the sides of the cube spell "POOP"

Run off of the ledge infront of you again.

Tateos wrote:Discover that the sides of the cube spell "POOP"

The sides don't spell POOP.

SirPwnington wrote:>Run off of the ledge infront of you again.

You land on A side of the box with the letter N.
The side of the box lights up.

>Run towards the viewer.

SirPwnington wrote:>Run towards the viewer.

You don't see any viewers to run towards, so you just walk to the edge below the N.

>Get a running start and attempt to jump over the next panel entirely, to the one after that.

AJfriss wrote:>Get a running start and attempt to jump over the next panel entirely, to the one after that.

You run and jump over the side of the box.
you land where you started off.
The P side of the box lights up.

You still havn't seen the sides of the box in the following directions < ^ \/.

Go ^!

SirPwnington wrote:Go ^!

This side of the box is the most interesting one so far. There is a button that reads ENTER and a display which reads ONP.

Go back to P, then go v

SirPwnington wrote:Go back to P, then go v

sorry this took a while, school.
you first go to the P side, it flashes a little.
you go \/, you are on the E side of the box now.


The E side of the box lights up.