Sylvania.

You told me your headphones would work as long as I was within 100 feet of the transmitter.

So tell me, then, why it is that if I move more than 10 feet away, the static becomes so horrible that the sound cuts out?

What the flying fuck Sylvania

Your headphones barely even fucking work

Static blasts without cease into my fucking ears

They won't even connect to my goddamn computer because your fucking awful product thinks hundreds of random radio stations are much higher priority due to the fucking horrible design

I'm on goddamn headphones, not FUCKING RADIO

Even if I wanted to use the fucking radio feature, how the fuck would I get to a station I enjoy when the only goddamn buttons on your fucking product bring you to a random fucking station

But I don't want to use the radio function, and I can't use their computer function because of their awful goddamn design

What the fuck were you doing while your immigrants shit this fucking garbage out

FUCK YOU

SEAAAAATBELLLLLTS