BootyQuest v.2

this is you:



this is a map:



you are in the white town

begin

go to the white house

you attempt to go to the white house in the WHITE TOWN, WHICH IS A TOWN, NOT A HOUSE, BUT I'LL GO WITH IT ANYWAYS, but a monster blocks your way! If only you had some sort of monster of your own...



Just then, you remember that you have a map of the WHITE TOWN in your pocket...

Check your map of white town!

you check your map. you are marked by the X



to your right are the woods, perhaps you could hide there from the monster

Run to whatever that blue thing is instead fo sho

Optional:

Throw your map at the enemy and yell: "I choose you, Mapos!"
but only do that if by some sorcery the map is actually a pokemon named Mapos, lets not throw an ordinary map at the monster, then we'll have nothing and I'll have doomed us. GG RIP

Go drown in that lake
Alternatively, go into the woods.

undecided on what you should do, you decide to run into the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, in which you find an odd capsule ball thing. You can see the lake in the distance...

Grab the capsule

Throw it

You grab the capsule and throw it, upon hitting the ground- a yellow mouse monster thing pops out. Afraid at first, you begin to back away, but the monster seems friendly. You decide to let it join you on your quest. Maybe you can take care of that monster blocking the way to the white house now...



Congrats, adventurer! You have earned 5 skill points! Skill points can be invested into the various stats of your monster, and can be obtained by solving puzzles or defeating enemy monsters. What stats will you invest these points in? Below are the current stats of your monster, which you will name...?

Health: 1

Strength: 0

Speed: 0

Intelligence: 0

Give two to strength, one to speed, 2 to intelligence

You do EXACTLY WHAT TATEOS SAID. You current stats are below.

Health: 1

Strength: 2

Speed: 1

Intelligence: 2

Now that that is over with, what will you decide to do with your NEW MONSTER????

Go kick that red things ass, yo

You decide to go back and find that pesky monst- HOLY SHIT. Upon arriving, you see that the monster has grown both in size and power. Perhaps you should have trained along the way...



Nervous, you send out your monster to DO BATTLE. Unsurprisingly, the enemy swiftly defeats your monster, causing it to faint. 



The enemy monster is now angry and you have nothing to fight with. What will you do?

Urinate on monster, run

Also return your pikachu to it's pokeball before running

When we run, we should run back to the white town, unless we're now closer to the brown town in which case we should run to the brown town and hope they have a pokecenter there to get our pikachu fixed. 

Sidenote: I am currently watching the first season of pokemon on netflix, brock just joined them..meaning I just watched ash take out his pikachu and they got their ass beat a few times because pikachu and ash didn't know each other yet and didn't have that mutual love and respect that makes them the power duo.