I hit someone

Today at work a co-worker of mine thought it would be funny to grab my nipple...really hard...and hold it and laugh.

Well, I dunno how it is for everyone else, but my nipples are no-no areas.. any physical contact with my nipples causes pain... I can't wear some shirts because they rub my nipples wrong and that's not ok.

So, when someone grabs my nipple hard and holds it... hell, my wife can't even blow on my nipples without me feeling it, thats how sensitive they are.... so yeah, I straight up socked him as hard as a dude can hit another dude.

I hit him so hard that if he was made of drywall I'd have put a hole in him. You should never hit people, especially you coworkers, but there's gotta be some kinda self-defense clause for someone grabbing your nipples. Anyway, he gave me this look like "Wtf" and I just said "Don't EVER touch my nipples... EVER.. EVER..." and he was like "ok" and left it at that.

Eventually I apologized to him and he said "you were pretty pissed" and I dunno how to explain to him, since he doesn't speak great english, that I wasn't just pissed, I was also in a lot of pain. Anyway, thats my story today. Rahvin, voted nicest dude twice, went out and committed an act of violence today against a coworker... I don't want to be an angry dude.

Damn...did it like, just sorta happen before you thought about it cuz sudden nipple pain or were you like fuck that guy and then decked him? D:

I was like "THIS HURTS LOTS, I NEED TO STOP THE HURTING!" and started the swing, then he stopped to shield himself and I was like "FUCK THAT DUDE!" and followed through with conviction like a boss.

#yolo

Well, at least he got the message that he can't go grabbing peoples nips randomly. Rahv still teaching people life lessons :')

Karma is quick.

Today at work a customer hit me! And almost hit me with her car as I wrote down her license plate number and called 911 for her randomly assaulting people.

So, there's that. I live an exciting life I guess