Ants yo

I was fappin a little while ago, and I was like "ok, looks like im bout to be successful at this fapping adventure"

so I reached for a nearby sock, plopped it down onto my bare leg and like 60 ants bounced off the sock, onto my bare leg, and started crawling all over me and shit...like 60 of them...all on my skin...and pissed...and running around...and my penis was out...I got so scared I started jumpin around silently freaking out and swatting at all of my body.

Now the ants are all over the place, and they're more pissed off, and I was naked for a while and I'm not having any fun... now they're all over the laptop and they're all over this chair and I'm tryna kill them but they're eating me alive omg rip rahv's penor.

Ima be so sexually frustrated after all this, but right now I'm just concerned with aaaaaoooomgggg ants plz no more ants they're everywhere ohfuck

ants be coming through my window and crawling on my shit, yo

not cool, ants

There are worse things a colony of ants can do to a naked person.

I haven't seen my sister since.

Opu^2 wrote:There are worse things a colony of ants can do to a naked person.

I haven't seen my sister since.

 Opus Christ: the 4th coming

Oh shit, Opu's bringing da black back to H-O. Also, jesus Rahv, that's fucked up D:

Sir probably has giant poisonous spiders crawling around his house

Yeah I can't get my dick out without poisonous spiders crawling all over that shit, it's kinda fucked

#australianproblems