by Rahvin Wed May 08, 2013 12:26 am
It's time for some da-da-da-daaa Vacation Stories!
Who wants to hear some vacation stories? (writing them regardless)
These stories are in no particular order.
STORY 1: Rahvin flips off an old woman.
So we were pulling out of a wal-mart parking lot one day, and there's a huge "NO LEFT TURNS" sign, so we take a right...turns out if you take that right turn, like the sign says, you get put on a toll road for 30 miles, which is a 60 mile(and $3.75) mistake. We made that mistake and it made us very frustrated and sad. So the next day we're pulling into that wal-mart and this old woman is pulling out, and she's making a left hand turn, and the way this is all set up this is very dangerous for us.
She is now breaking the same NO LEFT TURN thing that we followed the day before...and she almost hits us.. and she stops and starts screaming out her window to watch where we're going and we're like "you're in our lane, there's a big sign saying dont turn left cuz that puts you in our lane where we turn in" and shes like "move your ass!" and im like "fuck you" and flip her off.
The roads in Florida are built to confuse, distract, and annoy everyone. We wound up on a toll road where you had to pay a toll every 5 miles (even if there had been no exit).. essentially if you accidentally end up on one of these roads you can keep paying toll after toll until eventually you're lucky enough to find an exit, where you then have to pay another toll to get off.
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Suppose we had no money and accidentally ended up on one...what the fuck to do? "I DIDN'T WANT THIS TURN ANYWAY!" just blowin through tolls gettin pulled over and arrested...tellin the judge "Your honor...all I wanted was to take a left..but signs and traffic forced me onto that toll road...and welp...9 unpaid tolls later here we are."
Very relaxing vacation so far, right? :D
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