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Live Text Adventure Night 9

Fri May 03, 2013 2:00 am by Alex

Occurrence: Saturday, June 1st

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by Rahvin Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:18 pm

As we all know, unless you've been offline living your other less-important life, JoN is getting married soon.

This will be our last time to send him awful pictures and stories!

Spoiler:

Without further ado, lets freakin' do this!
NSFW

Spoiler:

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by SqueezyLemon Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:18 pm

Big 'ol Dicks.

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by Kyle Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:29 am

Rahvin wrote:the world was their burrito.

i'm going to name my children nathaniel and superfly

if i really a dick that big i would have killed my fiancee during sex a looong time ago

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by Tetris Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:42 am

JoN wrote:i'm going to name my children nathaniel and superfly

Like that superfly? Bachelor Party 882247

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by Kyle Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:37 am

The People's Hero wrote:

JoN wrote:i'm going to name my children nathaniel and superfly

Like that superfly?

whichever one is referenced in albuquerque

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by Alex Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:13 pm

JoN wrote:

The People's Hero wrote:

JoN wrote:i'm going to name my children nathaniel and superfly

Like that superfly?

whichever one is referenced in albuquerque

It was both.
"That's when I knew it was true love
We were inseparable after that
Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
The world was our burrito
So we got married and we bought us a house
And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly
Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah"

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by Kyle Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:58 pm

yes but which superfly is superfly

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by Alex Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:06 pm

JoN wrote:yes but which superfly is superfly

i have no idea what it's referencing, so I wouldn't know

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by Rahvin Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:25 pm

I'm glad almost everyone got the Albuquerque reference :)

Took me a moment to get back on track because its so natural to finish the song.. "Sweetie pumpkin..did you want to join the columbia record club?" and I said "Wooooah, baby, I'm just not ready for that type of commitment" and we broke up and I never saw her again..but that's just the way things go in allllllllllbuquerque.

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by Kyle Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:52 pm

Rahvin wrote:Took me a moment to get back on track because its so natural to finish the song.. "Sweetie pumpkin..did you want to join the columbia record club?" and I said "Wooooah, baby, I'm just not ready for that type of commitment" and we broke up and I never saw her again..but that's just the way things go in allllllllllbuquerque.

if i found out my fiancee was part of the columbia records club i would...not really care, i'd be surprised that there really is one however

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by Rahvin Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:22 am

LETS GET DRUNK!

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by Kyle Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:26 am

i'll save it for week after next

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by Alex Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:34 am

JoN wrote:i'll save it for week after next

When are you getting married again? June 18th?

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by Kyle Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:38 am

yeah that day

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by Rahvin Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:00 pm

We should have a huge party on HO when he's getting married.. and by huge party I mean two people on at the same time. That way when he's at the altar he can be like "omg im missing out on fun stuff"

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by Kyle Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:57 pm

you know what else is fun

fucking

also i just got the 1000th post in this forum hooray

proof pudding

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by Gnome Child Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:56 pm

While he's getting married lets fuck shit up because there's no mods arou- oh wait

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by Kyle Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:00 am

one week without me, oh man

you better be an asshole like me sirpwnington

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by Gnome Child Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:04 am

I guess I gotta start saying people are banned when they actually aren't. I'll be SerJoNington. Or Jon Connington because A Song of Ice and Fire is awesome.