Adventures:
(Not necessarily in order)
1. Either Obesity Quest (continuation of story, no parts to it as it's probably going to be a short one), Ugandan Dicklord part 2, or Evangeliquest (continuation of part 1)
2. Get Laughs Or Die Trying
3. IRCRPG Part 2?
4+. Open
Once I stop believing myself when I say I'm going to make a flash for The Hoefather, I might continue it in this format too and release image updates when necessary.
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Live Text Adventure night 3
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i was there from 20:55 cdt to 23:02 cdt
so yeah i was an hour late but you could have waited
so yeah i was an hour late but you could have waited
SINCE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN ON SATURDAY
IT SHALL HAPPEN NOW
IT SHALL HAPPEN NOW
what? but it's tuesday i have work and shit
is there going to be white women?
> Get ye log
- Spoiler:
- [13:36] <@Tateos> because this album is a beautiful pile of semen
[13:37] <@Tateos> okay
[13:37] <@jon> what kind of description for anything is that
[13:37] <@Tateos> the raving, obsessive kind
[13:37] <@Tateos> Begin UGANDAN DICKLORD PART 2
[13:37]so we're rping as a level 6 blood mage or what
[13:38]well I guess if it ugandan I can settle on juju
[13:38] <@Tateos> Go here for part 1: http://pastebin.com/Ap3PhR7g
01[13:38] <+SirPwn> Back
[13:38] <@jon> "Log helpfully contributed by Sir Pwnington, unnamed messages are made by him. Ugly characters mark colors because the logs in mIRC are retarded."
[13:40]okay
[13:40] <@jon> i will make sure to contribute logs now and forever
[13:40] <@Tateos> It has been 3 years since that faithful night. You have spent your time since that day helping the woman that you now affectionatly refer to as "Filthy Old Ho," or sometimes just "Gramma."
[13:40] <@jon> i call my grandmother a filthy olf ho too
01[13:40] <+SirPwn> Damn, I tried to get rid of most of the color number thingeys
[13:40] <@jon> old*
[13:40] <@Tateos> You live on an island with Filthy Old Ho away from the ugly, corrupt world that ostracized you and tore you away from all that you love.
[13:40] <@jon> xchat removes them entirely
01[13:41] <+SirPwn> ((ALso, AJ's name doesn't show up on the logs either??))
[13:41] <@Tateos> Your penis is still incredibly difficult to conceal, and you do occasionally fear that it may be seen by helicopters as a large pole in the distance.
[13:41] <@jon> but it puts the logs in a .txt
06[13:41] * klik does something stupid
[13:42] <@Tateos> Right now, Filthy Old Ho has you on an arrand. You are to pick out some coconuts for her to make soup.
[13:42]errand*
[13:42] <@jon> errand*
[13:42] <@jon> tateoz u r banned 4 bad gramer
[13:42]>pick out some coconuts
[13:43] <@Tateos> You exit the hut, and ignore the voices in your head trying to convince you that a spelling error is the same as bad grammar.
[13:43] <@jon> > Do an NMH2 style side job involving coconuts
[13:43]>bring that ho a shark back instead
[13:43] <@Tateos> You see some palm trees up NORTH.
[13:44] <@Tateos> To the SOUTH is the hut, and the island unknown.
[13:44]>go south
[13:44] <@Tateos> To the EAST is more island, and to the WEST is the ocean.
[13:44]>south man
[13:44] <@Tateos> What do you do/where do you go?
[13:44]>south
[13:45] <@jon> e
[13:45] <@Tateos> Err
[13:45]don't you dare go east
[13:45] <@Tateos> South is not specific. South as in to the hut, or to the parts of the island unknown?
01[13:45] <+SirPwn> > North
[13:45] <@jon> well where the fuck are you gonna find coconuts in the ocean
[13:46] <@jon> eastman
[13:46]the huts
[13:46]ze huts
[13:46]natives have dem coconuts
[13:46] <@jon> what if you accidentally fuck a native to death
01[13:47] <+SirPwn> No south is THE hut. With the old lady
[13:47] <@Tateos> You go east, to more island. You love this area, actually. It's filled with a bunch of COCONUT TREES.
[13:47]mother fucker
[13:47] <@jon> how fucking convenient
[13:47] <@Tateos> It also has your stash of METHAMPHETAMINE, LSD, PORN, and GRENADES. What a great combination!
[13:47]oh
[13:47]ugh
01[13:47] <+SirPwn> > Get ye LSD
[13:47]I knew that
[13:47] <@jon> >take coconuts from trees, also drugs and shit
[13:48]>take a grenade, take a cocunut, break open the coconut, drink the milk, pull out the pin and put the grenade in the coconut
[13:48] <@jon> you cannot get ye flask i mean lsd
[13:48] <@Tateos> You get the DRUGS and fill your pack with your piles of horse manuer.
[13:48]don't forget miss october
01[13:48] <+SirPwn> > Punch a coconut tree
[13:48] <@Tateos> you also misspell various different words for the sake of sheer happiness.
[13:48] <@jon> yes, i totally wanted you to get literal shit
[13:48]you forgot the porn man
[13:49] <@jon> games of the 70s have terrible parsing
[13:49]the porn
[13:49] <@Tateos> You aren't sure how to get coconuts, so you just draw dicks in the sand.
[13:49]>take a grenade, take a cocunut, break open the coconut, drink the milk, pull out the pin and put the grenade in the coconut
[13:49] <@jon> climb tree, get coconut
[13:49]that's a thing i actually want to do irl, put a grenade in a coconut
[13:49]>masturbate to miss october
[13:49] <@Tateos> You begin to climb a coconut tree, but you slip and fall, tearing your dick on the tree.
[13:49] <@jon> wow we are doing so great...
[13:50]we're fine
[13:50]now
[13:50] <@Tateos> Looks like more stitches from Filthy Old Ho
[13:50]>put hand on cock area
[13:50] <@Tateos> Now what? You don't want to climb again, for fear of tearing your penis.
[13:50] <@jon> the cock area covers 9999 cubic meters
[13:50] <@Tateos> How do you get those coconuts?
[13:51]throw you convient CD copy of kid A at it
01[13:52] <+SirPwn> > PUNCH THE TREE LIKE I SAID BEFORE
[13:52] <@jon> slap them off with your dick?
[13:52] <@jon> really i'm just thinking as dumb as possible
[13:52] <@Tateos> In your pack you have PORN, LSD, METHAMPHETAMINE, GRENADES, and PILES AND PILES OF SHIT.
[13:53] <@jon> this aint meincruft
[13:53] <@Tateos> You punch the tree, breaking your left fist.
[13:53]>wrap fist in porn bandages
[13:53] <@Tateos> Good thing you're ambidexterous, or however you believe that word is spelled.
[13:53] <@jon> ambidextrous
[13:53] <@jon> one unnecessary e
[13:53] <@Tateos> You wrap Miss December around your hand.
[13:53] <@Tateos> You love Miss December.
[13:53] <@jon> good for you
[13:53] <@Tateos> You and Miss December will be together. Forever,'
[13:53] <@Tateos> And ever.
[13:53] <@Tateos> And ever.
[13:54] <@Tateos> And ever.
[13:54] <@Tateos> And ever.,
[13:54] <@jon> >find miss december and rape her
[13:54]>throw piles of shit at coconuts
[13:54]Is this now a mission to sexually harass miss december
[13:54] <@Tateos> Impossible right now, what with your dick bleeding into the sand
[13:54] <@Tateos> You still need to get coconuts for Filthy Old Ho.
01[13:55] <+SirPwn> > Run further away from the tree, use a grenade on it
[13:55] <@jon> how do you make an infinite loop in c++
[13:55] <@jon> to print "And ever" infinitely
[13:55] <@Tateos> You have PORN, DRUGS, GRENADES, and SHIT
[13:55]>throws piles and piles of shit at coconuts
03[13:56] * Retrieving #hello-operator modes...
[13:57] <@jon> we are so productive
[13:57] <@jon> in there past 15 minutes we ripped our dick open
[13:57] <@jon> these*
[13:57] <@Tateos> You throw piles and piles of shit at the cocnut tree, yeilding results!
[13:57] <@Tateos> It's raining shit and coconuts!
[13:57]never though I see the day
[13:57]thought
[13:57] <@Tateos> You pick up 10 coconuts and put them in your pack.
[13:57]>pull pin on grenade and put it in a coconut
[13:57] <@Tateos> i acutally wanted to do the grenade one, but then i decided against killing the old lady's food supply
[13:57]>look around in bag to see what kind of shit it is
[13:57] <@jon> tateos said it was horse manure didnt he?
[13:57] <@Tateos> It's defintiely a combination of horse shit and rat feces.
01[13:58] <+SirPwn> Everything's lagging REALLYbadly for me btw
[13:58]>go back to hut and kill ol hoe with the grenade
[13:58] <@jon> IRC is lagging for you?
[13:58] <@Tateos> You take Filthy Old Ho's finest hoe behind the shed and grenade it to death.
[13:58] <@jon> jesus christ
[13:58] <@jon> your internet is terrible
[14:00] <@Tateos> You hear Filthy Old Ho scream and ask you what the hell you're doing
[14:00]>acquire xp points
[14:00]>before she sees
[14:00] <@jon> if text takes a while to get across the wuhrld
[14:00] <@Tateos> You grab the XP points
[14:00] <@Tateos> Man, it sure is a great thing that you didn't take your Schizofrenia medication today!
01[14:01] <+SirPwn> I thnk it's because the weather's shit right now
[14:01]>become the 21st century schizoid man
[14:02] <@Tateos> You have your coconuts. You're supposed to bring them to Filthy Old Ho. What do you do?
[14:02]>deliver coconuts
[14:02]>and then slap it out of her hands and choke her
[14:02] <@jon> this is unrealted but i'm going to sleep soon
01[14:02] <+SirPwn> > Give her the fucking coconuts
[14:02] <@jon> "You mad bro? YOU mad BRO? YoU MaD BrO?????? User loses posting privileges for 1 day."
[14:02] <@jon> abyways because of that you guys are free to continue
[14:02] <@jon> anyways*
[14:02] <@Tateos> You deliver the coconuts, and spend hours while she tries to communicate "Go play outside you crazy motherfucker" to you via cherades.
[14:02] <@jon> i will maintain my sleep schedule now.
[14:02] <@Tateos> Now what?
01[14:03] <+SirPwn> 'Night jon
[14:03]https://i.imgur.com/q1Dhs.jpg
[14:03]>kill elephants
[14:03] <@jon> > play outside, you crazy motherfucker
[14:03] <@Tateos> bye hectic
[14:03] <@jon> bye
03[14:03] * jon is now known as jon_a
[14:04] <@Tateos> You play outside like a crazy motherfucker.
[14:04] <@jon_a> also has anyone ever read my irc shenenigans thread
[14:04] <@jon_a> before i actually leave i need to attention whore
[14:04]i've skimmed it
[14:04]as i skim most threads
01[14:05] <+SirPwn> I've read it
[14:05] <@Tateos> Maybe you should head SOUTH.
01[14:05] <+SirPwn> > Yeah go south
[14:05] <@Tateos> I think I read it
[14:07]OH SO NOW YOU AGREE WITH KLIK
[14:07] <@jon_a> type /join #gtfo
[14:07] <@jon_a> ok bye
[14:07] <@Tateos> You go south, and find yourself in the middle of a jungle. Keep heading south?
[14:07]>keep going
[14:07] <@Tateos> You keep going, and find yourself at the entrance of a desert. Damn, this is one bigass island. Keep heading SOUTH?
[14:08]>keep going
[14:09]it keeps happening
[14:09] <@Tateos> You keep going, and find yourself in the middle of a cactus field. Keep going?
[14:09]>krrp going
[14:09]eh
01[14:10] <+SirPwn> > keeeeeep going
[14:10] <@Tateos> You keep going, and as you get thirstier and thirstier, you begin to see an OASIS on the horizon. Approach the OASIS?
01[14:10] <+SirPwn> > Yes
[14:11] <@Tateos> You approach the OASIS, and it begins to glow a bright aqua blue. It seems to be beckoning for you to come in.
01[14:12] <+SirPwn> > Driiiink
[14:12] <@Tateos> Jump into the OASIS?
[14:12]>jump in like a little school girl
[14:13] <@Tateos> You jump in like a crazy ass little school girl, and find yourself sinking down towards the bottom of a deep trench. The OASIS grows brighter and brighter. Your vision begins to blur and fade away, and you hear an echoing voice saying SLEEP. You drift into unconciousness.
[14:15] <@Tateos> END OF UGANDAN DICKLORD PART 2.
[14:15] <@Tateos> okeedoke.
[14:15]MAN
[14:15]I WANTED TO MEET ALL THE DEAD TROLLS
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