> PRESS START
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Trouble Detective!
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>PRESS START
EDIT: you spelled "detective" wrong.
EDIT 2: I SAW WHAT YOU DID, MISTER. JUST FIXED THE SPELLING. YOU CAN'T HIDE WHAT'S INSIDE!
EDIT: you spelled "detective" wrong.
EDIT 2: I SAW WHAT YOU DID, MISTER. JUST FIXED THE SPELLING. YOU CAN'T HIDE WHAT'S INSIDE!
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Your name is TROUBLE DETECTIVE. You, as your name implies, DETECT TROUBLES. You are currently in your OFFICE. You are wearing a BEMUSED EXPRESSION on your face in order to seem more HARD BOILED, but in reality it makes you sorta look like a DICK.
What do you do?
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>leave office
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You grasp the doorknob. There are TROUBLES to be DETECTED! Unfortunately, your door is locked. You grumble a few choice swears under your breath.
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>sit in chair
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You sit in your chair and look over your desk, presented in a top-down format for the player's convenience. On your desk is your GUN, your COMPUTER, and several IMPORTANT PAPERS.
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>take ARMS
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You already have your arms! More specifically, you have your MEATY FISTS LEFT and RIGHT equipped in your LEFT HAND and RIGHT HAND WEAPON SLOTS.
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>punch door
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You send your meaty fist glassward.
DOOF.
SHATTER.
You enjoy a influx of STRENGTH TOBACCO into your SNUFF CAN OF MANLYNESS
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Looks like SOME ASSHOLE put one of those STEERING WHEEL LOCK DEALIES on your doorknob.
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> Jump through the broken window, obviously!
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You gore yourself on the glass shards. Nice going, numbnuts!
> RETRY FROM LAST CHECKPOINT
> RETRY FROM LAST CHECKPOINT
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>Clear remaining glass from window, then carefully exit through.
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Your massive head gets stuck in the window frame.
Well shit.
>RESTART FROM CHECKPOINT
Well shit.
>RESTART FROM CHECKPOINT
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>Forget about the door. MAKE A FORT.
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How are you supposed to do that, shitlord? Your desk is actually real, as opposed to two sheets of particle board stacked on top of a few cinder blocks that you could easily use for raw material. Even if it was, you're all out of BOOZE!
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