I pushed a girl today

OK so here's the deal. My bitchy ass friend Anna and I were walking in the hall today before 3rd period. She asked me if I wanted to stay after school to chill in the library. (By chill she meant use me to have someone to talk to for 5 minutes, then ditch me and talk to other friends.) I said maybe, and that was that. After 4th period as I was leaving my last class of the day, she asked again and I said no. While I tried to explain that I just didn't feel like going now, she started bitching at me because she thought that I just said maybe but never intended to go at all. So not wanting to deal with her bullshit, I started to walk away. The bitch decided it would be a good idea to punch the back of my head and try to kick ma balls. Of course, I was like 'hell no' and gently shoved her aside. She then got super-pissed and kicked the back of my knee, which made me trip and almost fall.

She continued to try to hit me, and I had had enough. I pushed the bitch away, and she ended up falling to the floor. Of course everyone was like 'OH SHIT' and a bunch of guys whom don't even know us got all up in my face because I 'hit a girl'. Fuck that. I'm not gonna let someone of the opposite gender attempt to hurt me just because they think they can. I should have slapped her shit instead of just getting her to hop off.

Now the school is looking into anger management for me? Like, wtf.

It's sad because if this was the other way around, you'd be accused of flat out assaulting her.

That's pretty bullshit, but the way society is, it's not uncommon.

Yeah.

I agree with my statement.

So do I.

I know right? One time dis woman be throwin knives at me right? So you KNOW I had to slap a ho. But then errbody be gettin all up in dis kool-aid™ cuz I be slappin a ho! Bitches be throwin knives and shit and dey can't even get no retribution? Shit's tough, dawg.

a Moderator wrote:I know right? One time dis woman be throwin knives at me right? So you KNOW I had to slap a ho. But then errbody be gettin all up in dis kool-aid™ cuz I be slappin a ho! Bitches be throwin knives and shit and dey can't even get no retribution? Shit's tough, dawg.

That's what I'm talkin bout brother! My last girl broke up wit me by pullin out a mo'fuckin Gatling Gun and shootin my balls all on up in ma crib. Bitch didn't even do anything tho, I just got my pure titanium testicular grill attached and shit just deflected back at da ho. When she got shot man the fuckin police arrived and I spent the next 3 years in the county jail for crimes against titties!

beaches and hoes

lmfao.

Tateos wrote:

a Moderator wrote:I know right? One time dis woman be throwin knives at me right? So you KNOW I had to slap a ho. But then errbody be gettin all up in dis kool-aid™ cuz I be slappin a ho! Bitches be throwin knives and shit and dey can't even get no retribution? Shit's tough, dawg.

That's what I'm talkin bout brother! My last girl broke up wit me by pullin out a mo'fuckin Gatling Gun and shootin my balls all on up in ma crib. Bitch didn't even do anything tho, I just got my pure titanium testicular grill attached and shit just deflected back at da ho. When she got shot man the fuckin police arrived and I spent the next 3 years in the county jail for crimes against titties!

Daaaaaaaamn cool guy. That shit be straight up WACK!

BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER RENT-A-CENTER BROTHER

Bitches be trippin!


'course, I wouldn't know.

the only option now is to rape her and everything will melt away.

Yeah level, this one time this girl in literature class was stabbing me in the shoulder with a compass, one of those circle-maker-things that you shove a pencil in...anyway, she was pokey-end-first stabbing me.

So i told her to quit it or I'd knock her out. The teacher heard that and was like "That's not nice..she's just a girl."

Sho nuff, she stabbed me 3-4 more times that day and I spun around and knocked the bitch outta her seat. The original verdict was: Benny gets expelled from that school, never to return, and she gets detention once.

I showed them the blood all runnin down my back and the decision was: Benny gets 2 weeks in ISS, girl gets 1 week in ISS, and my mom and I had to fight hard for that..

One person is bleeding, on the defensive, and warned the other person that it was coming, expelllled!

The other person is intentionally stabbing other classmates, thinkin its funny til she lands on her face from getting retaliated against and only gets an hour of punishment.

It's fucked up, man. Also, my wife and I hit each other, but we both understand that she had that one coming by the time I end up hitting back. Thank goodness I married an understanding nutcase :)

Rahvin wrote:

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Bitches be trippin', yo. :c Well at least it didn't get that bad for Level.

Rahvin wrote:

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Man, I can't believe you got expelled.

Tateos wrote:

Rahvin wrote: The original verdict was: Benny gets expelled from that school, never to return, and she gets detention once.

I showed them the blood all runnin down my back and the decision was: Benny gets 2 weeks in ISS, girl gets 1 week in ISS, and my mom and I had to fight hard for that.

Man, I can't believe you got expelled.

Um.

a Moderator wrote:

Tateos wrote:

Rahvin wrote: The original verdict was: Benny gets expelled from that school, never to return, and she gets detention once.

I showed them the blood all runnin down my back and the decision was: Benny gets 2 weeks in ISS, girl gets 1 week in ISS, and my mom and I had to fight hard for that.

Man, I can't believe you got expelled.

Um.

I was kind of confused by the fact that he said "One person is bleeding, on the defensive, and warned the other person that it was coming, expelllled!

The other person is intentionally stabbing other classmates, thinkin its funny til she lands on her face from getting retaliated against and only gets an hour of punishment."
immediately backwards. I wasn't sure of the outcome.

I was very unclear in my ramblings, I was never expelled. Funny outcome, she had a black eye for prom ;)

Rahvin wrote:I was very unclear in my ramblings, I was never expelled. Funny outcome, she had a black eye for prom ;)

Damn, bitch got p'wnt.