The blandwit gentleman

Press enter, then get to O, then P, then E, then N.

Then hit the enter button again.

This is all based on the assumption that the enter button clears it

AJfriss wrote:Press enter, then get to O, then P, then E, then N.

Then hit the enter button again.

you hit the enter button, the text on the display is cleared and nothing else happens.
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You jump on O then P then E then N then the enter button. you hear a ding and then the sound of a door opening somewhere.
you prepare to release the most beautiful British smile of all because...
YOU ARE A RADICAL GENIUS!!!!11!!1!!!111!!!1!!!11111111111111!

walkinator wrote:
YOU ARE A RADICAL GENIUS!!!!11!!1!!!111!!!1!!!11111111111111!

unfunny.

Aww shit, AJ wins. Anyway, <.

SirPwnington wrote:<.

You go <- wards.
You are confronted with a glowing purple... door? anyway you assume that this was what the password opened (that was one freaking difficult password). ominous noises come out of the door.

Jump in recklessly.

Fall in a boring manner.

walkinator wrote:

SirPwnington wrote:<.

You go <- wards.
You are confronted with a glowing purple... door? anyway you assume that this was what the password opened (that was one freaking difficult password). ominous noises come out of the door.

Fire a blue portal on the other side!

> Jump in with wild abandon!

AJfriss wrote:Jump in recklessly.

Fall in a boring manner.

you fall into a strange room. this does not appear to be the inside of the box, you seem to have gone inside out of the box. the room has all sorts of graffiti painted on the walls. There is a hat and a letter on the ground.
(ps, sorry this took a while, I had other shit to do)

Well, fine. since it has been almost a month with no response, I will make a response of my own.
> read note.

walkinator wrote:
> read note.

You read the note.
"Dear myself"
by now you may have realized that you have lost your memory. You aren't what you think you are. recall what happened on the box, was it magic? It partially was, but the gravity was caused by a tiny proton star core in the center of it. The portal you went through took you into another universe. It may be hard to believe, but it was me who made you lose your memory, or in other words, you purposely lost your own memory, you dumbass. But enough talking about magic and memories. I (you) cast a spell that scattered your memories into different items across different universes. You did it to save yourself. Along with your memories, you lost your powers, yes magical powers, you are a wizard magician, and you must retrieve your powers. the first item in which you hid your powers is the hat that this note was on, if the hat is gone, that sucks for you. if it is not, put it on your head immediately.

> put the hat on

>Equip hat.

Don't put the hat on! The note could be someone impersonating you and the hat could be a trap!

>equip hat

you equip your trusty hat, you immediately feel energy run through you. You remember a bit about yourself, you know exactly what to do. you must find your cane, it is the magical outlet in which you can expel your magical energy. the hat is the source of your energy.

Find something to kill with your new powers.

can someone tell me where I can get a good GIF animator? Anyway I'll continue.

walkinator wrote:can someone tell me where I can get a good GIF animator? Anyway I'll continue.

I use GIMP, which is free. It took me a while to figure out how to make one with it though because most online tutorials for it leave out some really basic details but once you get used to it it's pretty easy.

I'm back, I will continue this soon. Sorry for the long-ass vacancy.

Oh this is coming back, awesome!

walkinator wrote:I'm back, I will continue this soon. Sorry for the long-ass vacancy.

lol 2 month delay

Hectic wrote:

walkinator wrote:I'm back, I will continue this soon. Sorry for the long-ass vacancy.

lol 2 month delay

i am the master of delay. almost a year of that going on with the Hoefather
i'll get to it eventually

Tateos wrote:

Hectic wrote:

walkinator wrote:I'm back, I will continue this soon. Sorry for the long-ass vacancy.

lol 2 month delay

i am the master of delay. almost a year of that going on with the Hoefather
i'll get to it eventually

Guys duke nukem forever took 14 years to finish and it was... mediocre

Hectic wrote:

Tateos wrote:

Hectic wrote:

walkinator wrote:I'm back, I will continue this soon. Sorry for the long-ass vacancy.

lol 2 month delay

i am the master of delay. almost a year of that going on with the Hoefather
i'll get to it eventually

Guys duke nukem forever took 14 years to finish and it was... mediocre

yeah, i suppose i can't beat 3D realms

SirPwnington wrote:Find something to kill with your new powers.

you can't even use your powers without your trusty cane. also, there isn't anything to kill around here, its pretty desolate. Wait, where the hell are you?