Status updates

I am feeling tipsy and tired.

Playing stupid games on newgrounds for old time sake.. Plus, I gotta keep up on my medals because it seems to be my only bragging right there other than an early sign up date which just means I'm old.

Love you guys <3

Hey, you know what? Story time. So, I was at work the other day and this guy came in asking if a certain manager of mine was working, I told him no cuz she wasn't working. He asked when she was gonna be working next and fuck dat, telling random ppl schedules is bad practice. So, he said he's her friend and I was like "cool, ill tell her you stopped by" so I went in the back where ppl make food and this guy who is friends with my manager was like "oh that guy's a dick, hes gonna try to scam us for free food" he was obviously hella high on some meth i.e. he's a crazy tweeker

So when dudes order came up I made sure it was perfect, and he picks it up and goes to a table to eat. Then he comes up a few minutes later and is like "you guys fucked up" and i was like "oh no, im sorry, what happened?" and he was like "you forgot 2 tacos" ....

"no we didn't." - me
"yeah. you did." -him
"naw, i checked that myself, it was perfect when you got it." - me
"you calling me a liar?" -him
"no, but i had a feeling this would happen so I double checked the order before you got it." -me, btw, this sentence was when I fucked up
"what is that supposed to mean? you checked it because you "had a feeling" what would happen?" -him
"no no no, on larger orders we tend to mess up sometimes so i double-checked the order for accuracy and it was right when you got it"-me
"so you ARE calling me a liar." -him
"lemme talk to your manager" -him

dude got the tacos. 2 dollars worth of food. idgaf about our product loss, i give a fuck about I knew this guy was gonna scam us and he did, and he made me feel bad and look bad in the process. bastard. oh well, that's my story time for now. Still loving the piano sonatas.

Random status update:
Everyone is asleep but me... this is and will always be my favorite part of the day. The world, everyone I know, you name it if I know 'em they're probably asleep except prolly sirpwn...and Sirpwn is best bro.

Life is pretty good I guess.

Life is going aight.

My work called today and gave me the day off because they said it'll be slow due to snow...meaning, I have a snow day today! This is great <3

btw, adults don't get snow days usually..this is pretty good. i started drinking at 10am to celebrate the occasion and am going down for a nap soon. im hungry, but too lazy to make food.

had to get an ingrown toenail chopped at so my toe will be in constant pain for a little bit

on the upside i cancelled work this whole weekend :^)

Life is pretty great, actually.

Yesterday night I learned that the best way to start conversations at parties is to bring a fucking huge bucket of popcorn and just wait for people to swarm around you

My school's play was pretty good this year.

I'm glad to hear that, did you have any hand in producing it at all, or did you know anyone in it?

My status update:
I'm watching 24 and shit happens to be hitting the fan every hour of every day.

#plsnohate wrote:Yesterday night I learned that the best way to start conversations at parties is to bring a fucking huge bucket of popcorn and just wait for people to swarm around you

I'ma go ahead and double post cuz really...not like we're milkin this for points or anything. Anyway, I didn't see this post.. but you're right.

When my wife and I were younger we threw all kinds of parties, halloween, thanksgiving, birthdays, 420, you name it and we threw a party... but we were kinda not smart about our parties.. sure we had ample amounts of smoke and drank, but that was the budget. Smoke and drank. Waaaay more than anyone needed. Now we've redistributed those funds to food. Guess who had a freezer full of frozen pizza and bags of chips everywhere now? Damn right we throw good parties.

I do remember about 5 years of parties where a bag of popcorn bought you all kinds of friends, especially A FUCKING HUGE BUCKET. Who has the food? Not everyone drinks. Not everyone smokes. Everyone eats <3

Sirpwn for admin 2k14 for bringin the munchies.

Oh yeah, the party was also BYO smoke/drank/food

I was bit by some random death spider...my knee swelled up like a grapefruit and I spent the night in the ER.

I'm alive, and my knee is intact so far, but it hurrrrrrts like a biiiiitch. I can't walk for shit and the puss thats running out of my knee is so much that i've had to redo my bandaging 3 times today... got some decent antibiotics though, and a few days off. 

I'm gonna go nap now...thats my status update.

Holy shit, if only you were Australian and immune to all poisonous animals :'c

America is like the bridge between England and Australia.
England: Yeah there are not really any dangerous animals here
America: Okay yeah there are quite a few dangerous animals here
Australia: HOLY SHIT BALLS NOPE NOPE NOPE

I'm scared to death of some things found in Australia... America's got nothin' on Aussie pests. They are god-tier pests.

Today I died of spider poison, it was unpleasant. Now I'm watching pokemon: indigo league season 1, which is considerably more pleasant than dying of spider poison.

Oh no Rahv, don't die!

Pourin' one out for my homies in da sky


RIP Rahvin

I have developed allergies this year! Yay!

Every year I was wondering when the year would come that I showed symptoms of allergic reactions to pollen. Everyone on my mom's side of the family as far as the eye can see has allergies to pollen and I've been lucky so far not to experience it.

Now whenever I go outside I get hayfever, which gives me swollen fingers and itchy skin. All exposed skin gets to itch whenever I'm outside unless I take diphenhydramine of sorts. 

I haven't died yet of hay fever, and I don't think many people do, but it is a fun new addition to my life.

Have you guys ever experienced allergies like that?

yeah man I had to get allergy shots for years shit was cash they didn't actually hurt but yeah allergies suck